though at this point it's more like Doctor Who the Hell Even Cares
I have no idea what to say. I started watching this show because I have the deepest crush for Hay P that words cannot even describe. It just kind of snowballed from there. I DONT' KNOW HOW TO COHERENTLY RESPOND SO HERE IS A BREAKDOWN BY CHARACTERS
CLAIRE BENNETT: gosh for being cute as a button you sure were whiney. Did I say were? I meant still are, possibly forever. I get she is supposed to me what 14? 15? (ah my loins) but buck the shit up. OMG I CAN HEAL. :((((( yeah life sucks, you prob will never die. Why do none of these people instantly go out and rob banks when they get their powers. oh right, heroes. REGARDLESS I am not sure how I feel about Claire. I mean, she's smoking fine and dresses nice. But she is always doing gross shit and is responsible for 90% of the blood. but only 25% of the incest. GOSH WHICH BRINGS US TO
PETER PETRELLI: I cannot believe Peter is my favorite character. I really don't get whats wrong with me. He whines and wears his hair in his eyes and sometimes, at the right angle I think he is Spiderman 3. also his power is just being a fucking thief. ugh. I think he won me over when his mom was like "pete, your bro's not that into you." Actually all interactions with Peter and Angela really jazz me up, especially when she says "you are my favorite.. I can't lose you." and um doesn't mean it. Maybe I fell in love with him when he sat in a prison cell for 48 hours in a bloody tee before getting microphone feedback from Matt Parkman's power. Oh and then puking blood. No wait, it was when Doctor Who took him as his apprentice. NO ITS WHEN ALL THE CUDDLING HAPPENED. It sure as shit wasn't now, sitting in Ireland with the mob, pretending to be bad ass. I'm sorry, NBC but I watch Heroes for peter okay, and I like old peter. Who was best described by doctor who as "hair in your face, posters on your wall- you're still a child!!" oh right, THAT was when he won me over. (ps; HE LEFT CAITLIN IN THE FUTURE. oops)
NATHAN PETRELLI: Another 25% of the incest quota (Peter is 50%-- the weird twins have yet to be factored into the great, family lovin equation). I don't really understand Nathan. I mean, I get that he is supes into like... I don't know. I don't think his character is very consistent? Like he waffles (ooh just what I want in a congressman) and he's insecure and oh i'm sorry, which brother are we talking about? The brother issues with him and Peter... I dont need to say anything. I firmly believe the creators of this show have no siblings and feel the only way to portray this familial bond is through A SHIT LOAD OF TOUCHING. okay this is very sweet, but those bro's just had groin contact when they hugged. Also I think him being Claire's father is really random. Why do you want to keep us from wanting Claire and Peter to bone? actually, scratch that. I didn't have a problem thinking about Nathan and Peter fucking, why should an uncle and niece bug me? Ps; Nathan's beard..... I am fully prepared to make a Beard No Beard parody video for him. ALSO I TIRE OF NATHAN JUMPING TO ACTION ALL THE TIME IN SEASON 2. I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHERE NATHAN REFUSED TO HELP and peter cried.
MOHINDER SURESH: okay first off my housemmate can do the perfect Mohinder impression. you folks at home can too. first adopt a haughty brit-indian accent, then get over emotional, and then say something really profound or incredibly stupid. Don't get me wrong okay, Mohinder is awesome. Even though all that doctor training did not teach him about a MORALLY GRAY AREA OH MY GOSH. He is quite possibly the dumbest AND smartest character on the series. Also I am not enjoying the recent developments. now we need CLAIRE to cure the Shanti virus? okay Clairbear, curing people with his blood is Mohinder's ONLY power right now (cause we all know logic isn't one of his strengths anymore) why do you have to take this from him. ps; I am so tired of people saying they cannot pronounce his dad's name. CHANDRA. OH MY GOD. LIKE SANDRA. CHA.
HIRO NAKAMURA: wait no more like ANDO MASAHASHI. Fuck I love Ando. hiro can come along for the ride. I spent like most of season 1 terrified Ando would die and now that feeling is back. AT LEAST we aren't still in feudal japan, which was actually the worst thing the show has done thus far. Not only was it poorly set up with no establishing shots but OH MY GOD NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHITEY KENSEI. Also Hiro, why did you ruin a good thing by macking on the princess? REMEMBER WHITE WOMEN HIRO. Also, I can totes understand if Adam wants to destroy humanity cause Hiro stole his lady. Hiro's a fattie. It's common sense man, righteous anger.
SYLAR: OKAY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD. I had a nightmare about Sylar. I dreamt he broke into my house to kill my dad. H says "what power did he want from your dad...... oh, that's silly. obviously his moustache." Seriously, Sylar's voice terrifies me to my core. ALTHOUGH. I HAVE BECOME MORE ENDEARED TO SYLAR OVER TIME. I think it was when I realized he was a major fag, then all the pieces fell into place. or when he called Mohinder about becoming the bomb. I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS all right. I just think a) it's hilarious mohinder fell into the same motherfucking trap papa suresh did. and b) "It was a mistake to call." I don't know. I waffle on if Sylar is really a bad guy bc um papa suresh would've done the same thing to Peter if he had found the kid first and Peter would have been um also VERY upset not to be special. Then again, he prob wouldn't have stalked a telekinetic and bashed open his head. um yeah. also sylar and the twins..... i can get into this.
mohinder: OH MY GOODNESS SYLAR
maya: que?
sylar: hay guys im back and i brought wonder twins with no logical power.
NOAH BENNETT: Okay, I guess he reminds me of my dad, sans moustache. Other than that I'm getting a little tired of you, paper man papa. Also, when seeing the painting of Mohinder with a gun and the Bennett shot and someone kissing Claire.. OH MY GOD....... MOHINDER IS GOING TO SMOOCH CLAIRE....
MATT PARKMAN: oh. what. I'm sorry, I was asleep. was there some kind of storyline here? Was it that he and Mohinder are Molly's daddies, because that is all kinds of hilarious. Mohinder cooks like elaborate Indian meals... matt orders pizza. Matt rambles on about his day, Mohinder quietly reads. fkjhkd Matt gets upset about being ignored, demands "Well what did you do today?" sigh "I cured cancer with my blood Matt. Do you really want to fight in front of Molly?" SHAME.
NIKKI, DL, MICAH: oh my god no one cares. Nikki was such a bore. If the kid who plays micah wasn't so cute I would have ripped myself in half. I seriously hope next week doesn't make me a) try to care about dl dying or b) tell me he isn't dead. because what the SHIT NOBODY DIED!? simone does not count
EVERYONE ELSE: I really am too tired to do them. SEE COMMENTS. Though that would require ppl to leave them :-?
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