when peter petrelli enters a room he doesn't turn the lights on; he turns the dark OFF
heroes 2x10, truth and consequences- IE; LIES AND MORE FUCK-UPS
For those of us who weren't already creeped out by West and Claire making out on the couch, Heroes gives us A PICNIC WITH SYLAR. TERRIFYING. Also, she pronounces his name as "GAB-bri-ELLE"... nono.. emphasis on the "GAY" for the male version of that name... Just.. emphasis on the gay in general with this one, Maycha. Also for real realz Maya is that dumb? Like I'm really fucking sick and tired of Sylar winning over her heart by being a total creepster. I remember when he used to put on a Primatech paper uniform, adopt a Southern drawl and play with puppies to win people's trust. Just cause she's foreign don't mean you have to drop your "A-game" manipulation, Sylar.
PROBLEMS WITH HIRO'S BLAST TO THE PAST:
1) SINCE WHEN CAN HIRO READ ENGLISH. THAT WAS A COMPLICATED DOCUMENT ABOUT LOCKING ADAM UP ADN IT WAS NOT IN JAPANESE
2) flashback!Victoria Pratt is about 10 years younger in the photo. ... so she left the company and went into hiding, but game back for the reunion, which was the photo?
3) The guy pretending to be young Kaito- not a prob, just hilarious
Mohinder should've used some of Claire's blood to fix his nose.
WAIT WAIT WAIT SO WE AREN'T JUST GONNA LET NIKKI DIE?? ps "Being a hero is what got your father killed, Micah." Actually, your crazy ass going to clubs and dating coked out skanky dudes is what got him killed. Fuck you, Nikki.
I love how Bob tells Mohinder like everything is under control and that the virus is contained. UM BOB. ARE WE SERIOUSLY NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT PETER PETRELLI AND ADAM MOTHERFUCKING MONROE ESCAPED FROM YOUR HOLDING CELLS LIKE LAST WEEK. AND THE LAST TIME ADAM WAS OUT HE WENT AFTER THE VIRUS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT PETER IS CAPABLE OF-- YOU DON'T THINK THAT MIGHT WARRENT A SECURITY BREACH? BUT NO, PRIMATECH PAPER IS FINE, NO EXTRA GUARDS NEEDED
okay, way to google, Alejandro. Just one question. That article was also in English....... So. I think you know what my question is gonna be. ALSO SYLAR RUBBING MAYA'S SHOULDERS. OH MY GOD THIS TOPS THE PICNIC.
NO WHY ALEJANDRO. FUCK. HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A HERO? NOPE, NOT POWER NEGATION, HE JUST HAD A MEXI-STACHE AND THAT WAS ALL. I love how his last minutes on earth were watching his killer mack on his sister. PS; I am glad the clock noises are back for Sylar.
Okay. So, remember when Mohinder took Papa Suresh's ashes back to India? And they released them into the sea? It looked like this. APPARENTLY HAY P JUST DUMPS HER DAD IN THE SANDBAR INSTEAD. Can't even get a little wet, huh? Don't want sand between your toes for the trip to Salt Lake City? Also, who's ashes are those? Like... Did Bob just empty all The Company's ash trays and then bring the jug on over to the grieving fam? Hilarious.
nngghhh Elle. spilling slushie in her lap and then getting out of the car for an ass whooping.
monica!!! RUN BITCH!!
OKAY WHY WAS MOLLY WITH A BABYSITTER? MATT PARKMAN OBVIOUSLY WASN'T WITH VICTORIA PRATT. though god if parkman was there when Sylar came in there would just be one big dead fattie in the middle of the room.
mohinder: oh clean that up, sylar, it's getting in the grout. Who's the illegal alien behind you?
maya: hola! oh gabbrielle, your friend is muy muy handsome.. ah, but not as handsome as my brother.
mohinder: yes, i do get that alot.
Okay. Okay. Peter. Peter let's talk about this. You are going to fight Hiro. Hiro Nakamura. Five foot One, Hiro. YEAH CAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE AN UNSAVORY CHARACTER. PETER, COME ON THIS IS A BAD IDEA. Hiro, you know this wouldn't happen if he had brought Ando along.
Hiro: Adam Monroe killed my father. I have to avenge him.
Peter: I can't let you do that.
Ando: um.. guys... HEY. SUPERFAGS. HOW ABOUT WE TALK THIS OUT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE FIRST
Wait. Has Peter ever even MET Hiro? Not future Hiro, normal Hiro.
Anyway, I don't care who dies next week, since basically nobody can stay dead in this show. We are just shooting people left and right on this show. No Nathan, fire that hunting rifle right into my chest. c'mon bro, it'll be HILARIOUS.