you have poisoned my friendship with both your children
All the cool kids are doing them. Yes, you are on here, everyone is on here.
1. Leaving Japan was a terrible mistake. I can't forgive your boy for forgetting me, but I can't forgive myself for leaving you. Sometimes I still cry about taking that train away!!! no homo
2. I don't know what to think of you. You stole a friend of ours I was really taken with. They'd been gone a while and then bam, they resurface with you? I mean, you are probably a better fit tan we ever were but I'm still like a jealous little kid. You're cute, even I don't understand half of the shit you say. Well, moreso recently.
3. Oh my goodness, come back to me. You are so sweet and wonderful and IM SORRY I MISSED THE BIGGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE save when you have the babies :-? If you mom pusses out on you there, I'll come look after you when you're knocked up, thats how much I like you. I feel like we dont get to talk much, but that doesn't change how i am constantly waxing poetic about you to everybody I know.
4. Why aren't more my friends friends with you? We have like every fandom in common and you are like this little, Kate Beaton bundle of intellect and hilarity and amazing, clever writing!! I have not forgot the good old days of gh, even it was mostly just hassling you.
5. I think you and I are the hottest people on our friends' lists. That might be the lamest thing I've ever said. But shit girl, so true.
6. SELF-HELPLESS. the inability to help yourself! The reason you feel lousy lately is because you are self-helpless and you know it. I'm rooting for you, only because I don't like to mess up my karma by laughing at how pathetic you are. Why are we even still friends? I mean, seriously, what's the longest you've held onto a friend anyway? I suppose you figure because you are, again, self-helpless, it doesn't look ridiculous when you act self important on the internet. After all, nobody gives you a chance in real life, let's just use some good old escapism to take your mind off your failures. I'm sorry for those, but there are people out there who have gone through worse and come out better. You're just arrogant (for... what?), ignorant and- oh my gosh here it is again SELF HELPLESS
7. HOLY HOLY HOLY CATS you are so wicked cool. I'm mad you're moving even farther from me so I can't track you down and get you wasted and we can party seriously. It's cool, though, we just need to get the hell back to Japan. Giving me your cell phone number was a terrible mistake, I hope you've realized.
8. I ended up liking you a lot more than I originally planned on and I think it is affecting me in all kinds of strange, uncomfortable ways. I mean that in the most 'no homo' way while still being a homo, I'll admit it. Like when we initially came in contact with each other I was all kinds of flattered an :-j and now I'm just like WHY DONT YOU RESPOND TO EVERYONE OF MY MESSAGES. I think its just a bad trait of my annual summer boredom, but I cannot believe how much I latched onto you.
9. Why am I friends with you!! You and the rest of her cronies.(x5-- this applies to so many of you motherfuckers)
10. I love to mock you so much. I miss standing in a crowded Tokyo street and snickering about you with dinghy, but I might just miss her not you. I'm glad you came back, even if we have nothing in common. I just like messin with you.
11. OH MY GOD STOP MESSING WITH ME. fkjhds I dont think you mean it, but you fell in with like the mean crowd of cronies and for a while ever message you left me was like, a painful double edged sword. You're also so brilliant and happy and different offline that sometimes I'm intimidated. But I still remember how fucking hilarious you are and how dearly I adore you. I miss us in the traditional sense, but there's nothing I love more than talking to you out of the blue about how crazy your life is atm. fjhsjkdf seriously tho don't make fun of me, I'm super sensitive.
12. I love you! I'm sorry! I want nothing but happiness for you.
13. chuuchuuchuuchuuuchuuu You can tell me anything and I'd still be your biggest fan. Let's watch eachother's backs, you handsome, successful, son of a bitch.
14. I love you silly. Nothing mean on these are about you. You are such a cute little spaz, and I won't betray you, none of us will. chuu pet pet. I AM SO EACITED FOR BOOKFOUR I FEEL FAINT.
15. We are supposed to be good friends but I know next to nothing about you. I wonder if its just a we don't get a chance to talk a lot thing, but the other paranoia meme had the same thing to show about you. Are you being mysterious or something, cause I like you but it's kinda pissing me off. ps I love your guts. If you stab me in the back I'll kill you.
that was the best ending to this meme ever.
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANY OF YOU IDIOTS IM ME OR COMMENT ASKING "IS NUMBER 6 ME??" I WILL JUST SAY YES BECAUSE NOW IT APPLIES TO YOU TOO.
maybe its about me fjhdjkfsdf its not, I'm so better than you
1. Leaving Japan was a terrible mistake. I can't forgive your boy for forgetting me, but I can't forgive myself for leaving you. Sometimes I still cry about taking that train away!!! no homo
2. I don't know what to think of you. You stole a friend of ours I was really taken with. They'd been gone a while and then bam, they resurface with you? I mean, you are probably a better fit tan we ever were but I'm still like a jealous little kid. You're cute, even I don't understand half of the shit you say. Well, moreso recently.
3. Oh my goodness, come back to me. You are so sweet and wonderful and IM SORRY I MISSED THE BIGGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE save when you have the babies :-? If you mom pusses out on you there, I'll come look after you when you're knocked up, thats how much I like you. I feel like we dont get to talk much, but that doesn't change how i am constantly waxing poetic about you to everybody I know.
4. Why aren't more my friends friends with you? We have like every fandom in common and you are like this little, Kate Beaton bundle of intellect and hilarity and amazing, clever writing!! I have not forgot the good old days of gh, even it was mostly just hassling you.
5. I think you and I are the hottest people on our friends' lists. That might be the lamest thing I've ever said. But shit girl, so true.
6. SELF-HELPLESS. the inability to help yourself! The reason you feel lousy lately is because you are self-helpless and you know it. I'm rooting for you, only because I don't like to mess up my karma by laughing at how pathetic you are. Why are we even still friends? I mean, seriously, what's the longest you've held onto a friend anyway? I suppose you figure because you are, again, self-helpless, it doesn't look ridiculous when you act self important on the internet. After all, nobody gives you a chance in real life, let's just use some good old escapism to take your mind off your failures. I'm sorry for those, but there are people out there who have gone through worse and come out better. You're just arrogant (for... what?), ignorant and- oh my gosh here it is again SELF HELPLESS
7. HOLY HOLY HOLY CATS you are so wicked cool. I'm mad you're moving even farther from me so I can't track you down and get you wasted and we can party seriously. It's cool, though, we just need to get the hell back to Japan. Giving me your cell phone number was a terrible mistake, I hope you've realized.
8. I ended up liking you a lot more than I originally planned on and I think it is affecting me in all kinds of strange, uncomfortable ways. I mean that in the most 'no homo' way while still being a homo, I'll admit it. Like when we initially came in contact with each other I was all kinds of flattered an :-j and now I'm just like WHY DONT YOU RESPOND TO EVERYONE OF MY MESSAGES. I think its just a bad trait of my annual summer boredom, but I cannot believe how much I latched onto you.
9. Why am I friends with you!! You and the rest of her cronies.(x5-- this applies to so many of you motherfuckers)
10. I love to mock you so much. I miss standing in a crowded Tokyo street and snickering about you with dinghy, but I might just miss her not you. I'm glad you came back, even if we have nothing in common. I just like messin with you.
11. OH MY GOD STOP MESSING WITH ME. fkjhds I dont think you mean it, but you fell in with like the mean crowd of cronies and for a while ever message you left me was like, a painful double edged sword. You're also so brilliant and happy and different offline that sometimes I'm intimidated. But I still remember how fucking hilarious you are and how dearly I adore you. I miss us in the traditional sense, but there's nothing I love more than talking to you out of the blue about how crazy your life is atm. fjhsjkdf seriously tho don't make fun of me, I'm super sensitive.
12. I love you! I'm sorry! I want nothing but happiness for you.
13. chuuchuuchuuchuuuchuuu You can tell me anything and I'd still be your biggest fan. Let's watch eachother's backs, you handsome, successful, son of a bitch.
14. I love you silly. Nothing mean on these are about you. You are such a cute little spaz, and I won't betray you, none of us will. chuu pet pet. I AM SO EACITED FOR BOOKFOUR I FEEL FAINT.
15. We are supposed to be good friends but I know next to nothing about you. I wonder if its just a we don't get a chance to talk a lot thing, but the other paranoia meme had the same thing to show about you. Are you being mysterious or something, cause I like you but it's kinda pissing me off. ps I love your guts. If you stab me in the back I'll kill you.
that was the best ending to this meme ever.
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANY OF YOU IDIOTS IM ME OR COMMENT ASKING "IS NUMBER 6 ME??" I WILL JUST SAY YES BECAUSE NOW IT APPLIES TO YOU TOO.
maybe its about me fjhdjkfsdf its not, I'm so better than you