no, the dream team is donna and clive owen ("what.......")
HOW AM I THE ONLY PERSON FLIPPING OUT ABOUT ANDO WITH POWERS. ANDO. WITH POWERS. dibs on Ando in neotopia (fyi, i dibbed [dub?] sylar like a bajillion years ago there too, hands off)
Look, if I was Hiro, I would not be all suspecting Ando of being evil and shit. I'd be buying Ando ice cream and being REALLY nice so he doesn't turn on me. Also, Hiro doesn't know people can be given powers, so why DIDN'T he just assume that was an impostor!Ando. Do you think Ando is hiding powers from you, cause I can tell you right now- he's not that smart.
Okay, so. I'm confused. I was under the impression Hiro COULD stop time. In which case speedy bardot has like no leg to stand on. Also, I could not care less about this chick. Her tits are small and my attention span is short. MAYBE SHE CAN KISS ANDO what. somebody's got to.
OH, Sylar was only a level 2? And these dudes are level 5? I think you didn't have established levels in season 1, cause you're really gonna have a tough time convincing me Magneto 2.0 is more badass than Sylar.
Molly is either in India, or hanging out with Monica and Micah. Ah alliterations.
scream. Nathan is like jesus jesus jesus, wait nm, linderman is my new god(!?)
I'm really glad when Mohinder's superpowers with superlibido kicked in, Matt wasn't around. But no, Matt's hanging out with human Rafiki. He's gonna show Matt future rock paintings and be like "That is in de past!" fjhgjkf Matt looks at his reflection in a pool of water......... YOUR FATHER LIVES IN YOU.
um. so. am I crazy or is "jesse" still Milo with a bald cap and a mustache? That or Colin Farrel. OH MY GOD. YEAH PETER. JUST GET IN THE CAR WITH THOSE MURDERERS. YEP. NO, DON'T BE LIKE "IT'S COOL, I'LL CATCH A RIDE" OR LIKE, PHONE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR HELP. NAH. JUST HOP ON IN! WATCH OUT FOR THE CHARRED REMAINS. ps that guy with fucking fire powers. its the same as Claire's mom except blue flames, which, as we all know from Avatar signifies insanity. I'm super glad none of the new villains are hot, that's a great addition tot he cast; uggos.
Oh, great idea Angela Petrelli. Elle's too much of a loose cannon to have on the staff, so just release her to the general public? I don't care how cute she is, she's at LEAST a level 2 imprisonment worthy!! I know she wasn't in your dream team lineup of the big baddies, but better safe than sorry, right mom?
That was too much going on.