walk with your own two legs nunally!! oh shit shes not walking
re; re; Code Geass Finale- IE, when are people going to stop fighting with words and start fighting with Gundams?
So basically Lelouch is talking to Nunally, who did not die from a nuclear explosion. I know, I know, she (as well as Guilford) both walked away pretty much unscathed from Freya's nuclear blast. Which is weird, cause you'd think out of all countries Japan would know what happens to folk when they get nuked, but hey. Why fight a good thing. Nunally can also see now, which is ALSO weird since now Guilford cannot.
Meanwhile, Suzaku fights Kallen for a really long time and it's mostly talk-city. Then he blows up. Gino catches Kallen when she almost dies too. It's sweet cause he wants to be her boyfriend so bad. Well, you know, now that Suzaku is dead..
Orangekun is beating the shit out of Anya, so much so that he has to JUMP OUT OF HIS MOBILE SUIT TO DO IT. If you asked me what else happened in this scene, I could not tell you. He jumped out of his gundam with a sword. It was awesome.
Back to the siblings, Nunally dares Lelouch to Geass her and he totally does. Cause NOT using the Geass on her would be in line with everything he's done until this point! When she wakes up she tries to mow a retreating Lelouch down with her wheelchair and falls down some stairs. I am not making this up. Lelouch is sad, but on the inside.
Kaguya and the Black Knights are gloating to CC about how their triple crossing Lelouch is awesome cause he'll never beat Schneizel. Then Lelouch broadcasts to the world that he beat his older bro and you are all so fucking dead. Kannon is crouched somewhere over North America, looking adorable. My eyes go right to him in every scene, I'm sorry, Lelouch who?
NOW ITS TIME FOR THE GRAND PARADE. To celebrate Lelouch's victory, he's running a bunch of tanks through the city with all the political prisoners on display. cry tiny Tianzi and Kaguya holding boards. OH ALSO KANNON!! Someone should let him out, because you can't see his eartails in that position. Everyone in the crowd really hates Lelouch, naturally. Hopefully Rivalz will run out in front of the procession. (helen: rivalz is tank boy? me: he has to do SOMETHING!!)
BUT WAIT!!! WHO'S THAT ON THE HORIZON is it tamaki!? no, it's just Zero, who is actually Suzaku in disguise. I mean, he fucking does a spinkick, okay.. Turns out Lelouch figures if he dies everyone will stop fighting cause he is the most hated person of all. And he wants his BFF to do it. So Suzaku, in Zero's disguise, hops up onto the main float and stabs Lelouch in the tummy.
Lelouch falls down into Nunally's lap. Oh, did I not mention he had her and Schneizel chained up like fucking circus animals? In bondage clothes no less. Well, after that stellar treatment Nunally flips out and screams and cries and wails that Lelouch can't die, she loves him and can't live without him. Everybody riots happily and chants ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO and I'm okay a little sad because Nunally's really upset. Suzaku's probabaly sad too. CC has better stuff to do.
NOW THE FUTURE! see uniquely through the montage with the end credits
OUGI GETS TO BE PRIME MINISTER? no. fuck that. Todou can be prime minister. Or minister of defense. Minister of whoop ass. What the hell, Ougi's hot but shit, I'm not voting for his ass. He's unkillable, and after Charles vi Brittania, I don't like that quality in a leader.
Oh, glad to see Tamaki took up Rivalz's job as the bartender in like a 1930's bar, what the hell is wrong with area 11.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS XING KE. HE WAS NOT IN THE WEDDING PHOTO. IM FLIPPING OUT. WHERE WAS HE?! Maybe he was at home taking care of the tiny chinese children from his tiny child bride. But she was in the photo. Shit. TODOU was in the photo.
Orange-kun is farming oranges. Oh. We were serious? I thought we were just kidding...
CC moves to Scotland. What a colossal waste of my time.
So basically Lelouch is talking to Nunally, who did not die from a nuclear explosion. I know, I know, she (as well as Guilford) both walked away pretty much unscathed from Freya's nuclear blast. Which is weird, cause you'd think out of all countries Japan would know what happens to folk when they get nuked, but hey. Why fight a good thing. Nunally can also see now, which is ALSO weird since now Guilford cannot.
Meanwhile, Suzaku fights Kallen for a really long time and it's mostly talk-city. Then he blows up. Gino catches Kallen when she almost dies too. It's sweet cause he wants to be her boyfriend so bad. Well, you know, now that Suzaku is dead..
Orangekun is beating the shit out of Anya, so much so that he has to JUMP OUT OF HIS MOBILE SUIT TO DO IT. If you asked me what else happened in this scene, I could not tell you. He jumped out of his gundam with a sword. It was awesome.
Back to the siblings, Nunally dares Lelouch to Geass her and he totally does. Cause NOT using the Geass on her would be in line with everything he's done until this point! When she wakes up she tries to mow a retreating Lelouch down with her wheelchair and falls down some stairs. I am not making this up. Lelouch is sad, but on the inside.
Kaguya and the Black Knights are gloating to CC about how their triple crossing Lelouch is awesome cause he'll never beat Schneizel. Then Lelouch broadcasts to the world that he beat his older bro and you are all so fucking dead. Kannon is crouched somewhere over North America, looking adorable. My eyes go right to him in every scene, I'm sorry, Lelouch who?
NOW ITS TIME FOR THE GRAND PARADE. To celebrate Lelouch's victory, he's running a bunch of tanks through the city with all the political prisoners on display. cry tiny Tianzi and Kaguya holding boards. OH ALSO KANNON!! Someone should let him out, because you can't see his eartails in that position. Everyone in the crowd really hates Lelouch, naturally. Hopefully Rivalz will run out in front of the procession. (helen: rivalz is tank boy? me: he has to do SOMETHING!!)
BUT WAIT!!! WHO'S THAT ON THE HORIZON is it tamaki!? no, it's just Zero, who is actually Suzaku in disguise. I mean, he fucking does a spinkick, okay.. Turns out Lelouch figures if he dies everyone will stop fighting cause he is the most hated person of all. And he wants his BFF to do it. So Suzaku, in Zero's disguise, hops up onto the main float and stabs Lelouch in the tummy.
Lelouch falls down into Nunally's lap. Oh, did I not mention he had her and Schneizel chained up like fucking circus animals? In bondage clothes no less. Well, after that stellar treatment Nunally flips out and screams and cries and wails that Lelouch can't die, she loves him and can't live without him. Everybody riots happily and chants ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO and I'm okay a little sad because Nunally's really upset. Suzaku's probabaly sad too. CC has better stuff to do.
NOW THE FUTURE! see uniquely through the montage with the end credits
OUGI GETS TO BE PRIME MINISTER? no. fuck that. Todou can be prime minister. Or minister of defense. Minister of whoop ass. What the hell, Ougi's hot but shit, I'm not voting for his ass. He's unkillable, and after Charles vi Brittania, I don't like that quality in a leader.
Oh, glad to see Tamaki took up Rivalz's job as the bartender in like a 1930's bar, what the hell is wrong with area 11.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS XING KE. HE WAS NOT IN THE WEDDING PHOTO. IM FLIPPING OUT. WHERE WAS HE?! Maybe he was at home taking care of the tiny chinese children from his tiny child bride. But she was in the photo. Shit. TODOU was in the photo.
Orange-kun is farming oranges. Oh. We were serious? I thought we were just kidding...
CC moves to Scotland. What a colossal waste of my time.