SIX! [voice]

[derpioso]

Um, this is....a really strange question, but does anybody know how to stop a tongue from bleeding?

The other me cut his.

On- a sword. [He's gotta laugh, okay. And this next bit is a little faint, as it's not spoken directly into the device.]

Sorry, but this is what you get for trying to be a show off. I've never done anything that stupid.

Comments

[harutastic]

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

[derpioso]

He...wanted to prove how cool he isn't?

listen to this carefully

[harutastic]

You don't prove you're cool by licking a sword!

ALWAYS THE VOICE OF.......REASON?

[derpioso]

That's what I told him.

He definitely heard you, though.

[umathematic]

Yet.

The hell did he do, run it through?

[derpioso]

Oh, come on. Licking a sword is an entirely different level of stupid.

He came pretty close!

[umathematic]

Your point being what?

So he deserves it. Leave it alone.

[derpioso]

Point being, I wouldn't do it?

I can't just let him die.

[innocentvow]

A sword?

[derpioso]

Haha, yeah!

[innocentvow]

Was he playing with it?

You shouldn't run with scissors- or swords!

so effing late

[derpioso]

Yeah, it seems that way. Though I'm pretty sure he didn't think of it as playing.

Don't I know it! [EXCEPT HE...DOES RUN WITH SWORDS, LOL.]

[antimafioso]

How careless...

[derpioso]

[OH. RIGHT. Mukuro's joined the party now, hasn't he. At the very least, it'll mean things are going to stay interesting for as long as he's around.]

I thought so, too.

[antimafioso]

[ SURPRISE. ]

I suppose that's what comes of an inferior product.

[derpioso]

[DOES HE COME WITH A GIFT RECEIPT.]

You make it sound like I went out and bought him.