Report One: Somehow this is your fault

[derringerous]

 [Meryl woke up. At first she thought she'd just fallen asleep on the ride with Milly....

....and then she realized she was wearing pyjamas. In a strange bed.

Next to a blonde idiot....?

I hope you like getting woken up by a pillow to the face. Vash. The pillow also manages to knock over a phone, so the entirety of Mayfield can hear a loud yell of

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[willbeurweapon]

...I-Is there something wrong with the grass?

[derringerous]

[Looking over, sheepish look get.]

No, not that I can tell. I'm just not used to seeing so much of it.

[willbeurweapon]

Did you live in a city? I thought most had parks though...

[derringerous]

Parks? No. I travel around a lot. I was heading to Little Jersey before I woke up here.

[derringerous]

[Meryl doesn't take the option. Instead ignoring the automatic reply of the drones and turning to go outside.]

Are all the drones here that dimwitted?

[Yeah, she's new.]

[derringerous]

I'm best with Derringer pistols.