Oh, to be a lesbian cocksucker!

[derva]

Have you guys seen the infamous cheekyweebisom/Emily flame war yet? It's hilarious!

Here are the specific posts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 (sadly the final part).

Comments

LMAO

[juliepandora]

~tries to recover her breath~
~fails miserably~
~rolls over laughing again~

And did you see that the retard posted comments in there too!!! That was too precious!!!

Re: LMAO

[juliepandora]

Oh oh... I had to read it again this morning!!!!

Idiot: u fuckin gay loveing fag hag lesbean cunt cocksucker
Me: Did you just call me a lesbian cocksucker?
Idiot: yeah wat r u gonna do bout it?
Me: Laugh at you for a long, long time. Did you miss the memo explaining what a lesbian is, dear?

~Falls over laughing~

Re: LMAO

[derva]

I SO WANT TO BE A LESBIAN COCKSUCKER!!!!!

[rhianna19]

Oh, my! That was just...Oh, man, I have to copy and save all that for future laugh-fests! That was HILARIOUS!!!! I love the way she handled 'Idiot'. Perfection. :)

[derva]

I couldn't make up my mind if that was extremely funny or extremely depressing. The worst part for me was when she said she knew about being poor because her parents only had 2 cars - a VW and a BMW. Excuse me while I puke...

[rhianna19]

I know, but that and the laptop discussion...didn't that make you think it was someone just bored and trying to play games with our hero? I mean, that's just too much. I don't think anybody who owns laptops and a BMW seriously thinks they live in 'da hood'. I'm thinking it was just some moron teen bored off her ass and thinking this was entertainment.

[morgana_snape]

Oh dear, all the "U R a lesbo" teeny webspeak was quite scary! Someone needs to take a few basic English classes . . .!