Me? Scared of spiders? Ya think?

[dervlaincognito]

ME: Is that a spider? *points to ceiling*
DANNY: *looks* Um... no, that's a friendly bug. *looks hopeful*
ME: It's a spider! *grabs tissue* Kill it.
DANNY: *looks doubtful, then rearranges furniture and performs acrobatic acts to kill said spider*

I love my extermin- I mean, boyfriend.

Comments

[notalwaysweak]

Wimp.

I would've been your exterminator, had I been there, but I am the sort of person who catches the spider/bug/whatever and releases it outside.