It's mid-September, and I still can't wear any blazers. What is wrong with this statement? Everything. Fuck heat, Fuck Fashion. I just want to wear some blazers.

I was sitting on the train and the men beside me were having the most disgusting conversation. Apparently one of them wasn't sure how to go down on a girl, or something of that nature and was asking what it was like and the other one said, "You ever eaten those salt and vinegar chips?" Then, they both started laughing. Men are retarded. Next time ( Read more... )

I have a new copy of Gizmodgery and it is still, by far, one of the best albums EVER. Seriously.

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I was just watching the Jamie Foxx show, right, and a SEARS commercial came on. They were playing "Phantasies" by Stephen Malkmus. And it wasn't just like in the background, it was the commercial. How fucking weird is that?! I don't like it.

Things I like about being a "grown up":

1) Hardwood Flooring in Our House- I like to run like a little kid so it makes that pitter-patter noise. I also like to slide from the kitchen to the couch, which is a tough thing to do.

2) I guess that's it.

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my new goal in life is to reach the level of alcoholism that permits me to think nothing of mixing vodka with milk.

the new fruit bats is wonderful. it's poppier and has a more completed sound, as opposed to mouthfuls. i still love mouthfuls, though. it's almost like a fuckin' beatles album. and i don't know how i feel about that ( Read more... )

being raised in a family where everything is bought to create happiness, even though it's not the actual truth, has caused me to be back down below $100. this wouldn't be bad if both of the jackson children were now unemployed, because that means money is gonna be even tighter. but! i did manage to walk home with the new holopaw and the new fruit ( Read more... )