I totally have a big crush on Sara. It's a secret. Man, in 10 years, our friendship will turn into the best relationship of my life. I can't wait. I love her.

I am skipping Pattern Drafting today, because I need to open a bank account (for the sole purpose of Sufjan Stevens tickets needing to be bought ASAP!). I'm going to regret this decision later, as that is one of those classes that you don't miss. But I got to sketching, and I realized I didn't have my T-square, my scissors, a pencil, OR my straight ( Read more... )

I'm fucking fat. Like I'm not joking anymore. It was a joke and it was funny at first, but I just saw myself semi-naked for the first time in a full-length mirror and it's ridiculous. I am officially on a diet because this is really bad.

I really want to take pictures (I don't know of what), but I don't have any batteries that aren't dead. Maybe I can con my parents into buying some. And groceries, too, for that matter. They will come in and see that I have one packet of Ramen and two bags of chips and my ma will be so sad and think I'm pathetic and feel sorry for me. And then, ( Read more... )

My dear Brock Smelliott,

Please go let our child out of the house, sometime (late afternoon?) on Friday and Saturday. If you want her to grow up and go to a good college, you won't let her down like you did by leaving. You love her, and you know it, but please let her know it, too ( Read more... )

Hey, you guys should go see The 40-year Old Virgin, because I did and it was hella good. Hilarity did ensue.

Tomorrow is my last day of work, and the day that the broseph and folks come!

Last night we saw two baby bunnies, and mom was druuuuuuunk and they ran away. And then, at Clarke's, mom called some boy and asked him out and I wished I was drunk and had somebody to call and just ask out. And then I got a cheeseburger, with Swiss, which was not as appetizing as I thought it'd be, but the milkshake was good. And then the cute ( Read more... )

I am so fucking fat that I get winded just walking to the red line. I even bought Skim Milk!!!!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

( writin' bout nothin'. )

I scored One Crazy Summer from Borders, and it reminds me of Jer'my. I'm looking for a new job, and I couldn't be happier about not having friends again. And I'm dead serious about that, which I think you know if you actually know how I am. I love it.

I might even bake a cake!