Today at work, there was this family, an Asian mom and an American dad and they had two kids. One was a baby and one was a little kid that looked exactly like those little pictures of baby Phuong. And I wanted to keep it [the kid, that is] in my tip cup and take him home, just to have a little Phuong. I swear to God, that's exactly what it looked ( Read more... )

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The "crush" has offically consumed me, and is now all I can think about.

I can't get anything done.

Fuck.

Wes Anderson is still the most amazing human being. Ever. (And that is an understatement.)

I am using the fact that rent is due, today, to skip my night class, tonight. I haven't missed it yet, and even though I love Valerie, I don't think that Martin would appreciate not getting the check (I have to pick it up from school) at like 9:30 tonight. So, I'll trot home early, which will rule. I love the excuses I make up just to miss class ( Read more... )

dude, i'm bymsyelf and i'm drunk and i just called my brother cause tel aviv was playing tonight in ny and tstaying iwth him and i admitted to him that i dated scott just for sex and it was gross. you don;t tell your big bro about that. that's disgusting. i dunnol he's gonna go to some party with the girl from gummo...or something? he probably made ( Read more... )

OMGOMGOMGOMG. I just created the most wonderful thing that I've ever made in my entire life. I will kill myself now, because I've done it.

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Here are some shows that I am going to go to, because I will have money from my job ( Read more... )

Since I'm obviously not going to sleep until after I go to work, I'll update the ole' LJ. What else am I supposed to do? Sara is leaving me tomorrow until Sunday, so I don't know what I'm gonna do. And Steve is going somewhere, too, so it'll just be me and ole Dave. Maybe he'll entertain me. And speaking of Steve and Dave, tonight, I stuffed all of ( Read more... )