Ahoy there me mateys

[des_taviner]

well then i am so ace that i know that anyone with access to the web (and to anyone that doesnt tuff shit) will want to read about me and many others' escapades, because i, des taviner and my mates are cooler and more interesting than you could ever be. out of sheer kindness i have started this journal to give the mere peasants some pointers on the

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[eggatron]

Jimmy made you in Smackdown. It actually looks just like you.

I made you another icon thingy:

[eggatron]

I figured that you'd maybe like it orange instead.

[des_taviner]

don't look at me like that you dirty bastard

[eggatron]

nice een min

[des_taviner]

like a muthafuckin machine, go on my son

Re: nice een min

[eggatron]

私は機械である

translator: http://www.worldlingo.com/wl/translate

at disnay mak sense min

[des_taviner]

eh? private weapon? private machinery? fit ye spickin boot min