Queers and Rears

[desdemona_lied]

"Wah Wah Wah, angst angst angst." -- Me, all of today.
Seriously, I've been ridiculous. I was waiting for someone to slap me.
Luckily, Metamorphoses dispersed all of the "Wah, I have no purpose" feelings.
Nothing like Joey Pelletier to brighten your day.

So, Josh the zoologist/model/writer/chef sent me a Myspace message.
Why the fuck am I not 18?
Why the

Comments

[good_eyexsniper]

Being 18 sucks.

[prometherion]

I hope you never grow nads. That would be awfully disturbing.

[desdemona_lied]

I'm inclined to agree.