Mix me a metaphor

[desert_trove]

I don't normally forward or post these kinds of things that go around, but this was truly priceless. What I love is not how terrible some of them are, but how oddly good some of them are!

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are

Comments

[juneflame]

made me laugh - thanks. :)

[desert_trove]

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I love your little hedgehog icon. :-)

[ghostpoints]

My god! Some of those are witheringly bad!