Wow. This is the first time I've ever done one of these things ( Read more... )

I was tagged by Gina and Nicole... stupid-heads ( Read more... )

Someone please tell me who the fuck Andy Milonakis is, and how the hell did he get a show on MTV?!?!

Seriously...

That was the best birthday party ever! Thank you to Chad for letting me use his house, to everyone for the gifts, and to everyone that came!!! It was so much fun.

And to everyone that didn't come, >:O !!!

I'm legal bitches.

As of today I can:

+ Buy Afrosluts: The Movie
+ Buy certain people ciggy-ciggy doodoos
+ Win $10,000,000
+ Go watch Bertha strip on 8 Mile
+ Go clubbin'
+ Vote for Hilary Clinton
+ Shoot an Iraqi
+ Drink beer (in Europe)
+ Other grown-up things'

Tonight's gonna be friggin' sweet.

So I have been having a lot of fun lately. Pretty much hanging out with everyone except the KAMRADS, them stupid Jews with their "working hours" and "adult lifestyles." Pshhhhh... The life of the unemployed is a great one, let me tell you ( Read more... )

My Schedule

That's my shezwool. But it forgot to add a chem lecture on Monday from 1 to 2.

Orientation was PHUN!!!

R.I.P. Ginger ( Read more... )

I'm going to tell you all a little story about my psychic powers. Last Saturday, I had a dream that I was fired. Today, I was browsing wikipedia.org (PS: wikipedia.org is the best website in the history of the Internet) and I came across this little article about Janus. Janus be the Roman god of new beginnings. And today is a new beginning, for ( Read more... )

So as I sit very naked and wet by my computer, I decide to update my journal. This weekend has been extremely fun ( Read more... )