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[designer_drug]

I sleep through every class, every day. And I wake up with a boner. But the bell has already rung. So I don't really have time/give a shit to adjust, so I just have this huge boner poking out. Then people try to hug me

Comments

[huttahforisrael]

who says Jesus never got married? Where is that written?

[huttahforisrael]

I mean, we don't hear about a whole lot of the guy's life. So, more to the point, I'm betting that yeah, he probably was married, and had sex. I don't see why all these uptight 'christians' see that as such a terrible thing. Why does it take away anything from his perfection? In fact, how can a celibate person BE perfect (Neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord)?

[huttahforisrael]

i know it was in jest, but it got me thinking =)

[theethereal]

Bah, I bet even Jesus got morning wood.

Where the hell did you get that picture? Haha, that's awesome.

[designer_drug]

That's my girlfriend. She's from Moscow.

[ut_oh_itsambo]

I my friend have NO penis and even i think thats pittiful