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Mar 04, 2010 14:41

Clients of the world: this is what you sound like to us ( Read more... )

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shroomface March 4 2010, 14:48:05 UTC

you will love http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com

charlycrash March 4 2010, 14:48:35 UTC

Was reading it yesterday, but thanks :)

vaxwell March 5 2010, 04:25:13 UTC

I snorted when I read: "To get to my house, simply turn bloobly at the smoo, and then tweedle gubble blonky dink."

Hahahaha love it :D That's my facebook status now.

charlycrash March 5 2010, 13:59:31 UTC

Haha awesome.

raven_moon March 5 2010, 13:56:52 UTC

Fantastic! I LOL'd, I spewed coffee, I linked.....

And yes, "To get to my house, simply turn bloobly at the smoo, and then tweedle gubble blonky dink."... This is utter brilliance! *snerk*

charlycrash March 5 2010, 13:59:57 UTC

Hehe. It's about as informative as telling me something needs to "pop"..

danthered August 2 2010, 22:41:53 UTC

Make it crisp. No, crisper. I want it crisp!

evilgecko March 5 2010, 15:34:07 UTC

HAHAHAH...

And one of my personal favorites:

"I'll know what I want when you give it to me."

"Keep repainting my house until I figure out what my favorite color is."

charlycrash March 5 2010, 15:36:21 UTC

Hahaha. Good one.

samuraiartguy March 6 2010, 06:36:00 UTC

LOL... I'm with Evilgecko... I had a boss, an eccentric Millionare mag publisher who was very fond of -

"I'll know what I want when you show it to me."
("I know fuck-all what the hell I want, but your time is mine to waste")

"Make the logo bigger."
"8.25 inches on a letter size sheet isn't big enough?"

"It didn't look like that on MY screen. I thought you were a pro?"
"I have never calibrated that $98 Dell monitor."

One of the downsides of surviving in this biz for 30 years... (EGAD)... is that you'll have heard all of these...

...more than once.