I really shouldn't be doing this...what the fuck.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmm let's see, I already had sex with Christoph
Tom is out of the question
There's Ruki, but I'm not a cheater, so that leaves my half-blood of a boyfriend.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, night, on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar...
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side of the bed. Isn't that an Atreyu song or something?
ETA: upon verification, I was right BAHA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWb93oXXclA
4. Do you masturbate?
Well, I do need to keep my wrists in shape.
5. How often? Lately?
Oh you know, once in a while, when Vee can't perform.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'm not saying I wouldn't. Although I have scary nipples. I don't think people would want to see that.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, baths are only awesome if you throw in a bunch of my friends and my brother.
Aren't we just lovely?
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Definitely.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Don't need that shit. + the music in porno movies make me laugh SO fucking much like, I'm actually holding my sides and well, no getting turned on there.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Don't wanna fall asleep.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yeah, wouldn't give him up for all the money in the world too even if I often am a real dick to him. It's all from love, I swear.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but they must be friends of friends or shit like that.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Neither. Both won't make you happy anyway.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
1. Blood
2. Leash
3. Chocolate?? lol
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nah
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
This still needs to happen.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Same as above. I haven't been having ton of sex other than in bed or pretty much everywhere in my apartment.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
.... no.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, although I did end up having sex after going to a nightclub. Hm. That wasn't part of the initial plan I had for my night though BUT am not complaining.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. If that happens one day, my life will be complete. Oh my god, I'd just be yelling at the top of my lungs: 'FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR COCK IN MY TIGHT ASS'. *ahem*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, but we both knew it was only going to be a one night thing.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same opposite sex?
I kissed girls in the past, but now it's all about men.
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm a cock lover what can I say? *shrugs*
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but I should. *adds that to list*
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh yeah, that one I have covered.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Hmmm no. Because it's kind of a private business...I just can't have sex around my clients...or Pam...Pam would kill me that's for sure.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No. I'm not interested in those. I prefer the real deal.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
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32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope, unless Vee has been recording our sex behind my back or something.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never, but then again I've not been with tons of people.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, that shit is ridic.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
ROFL. No.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
His spermatozoids are still going to end up inside of me right? So yes. Fucking hell, can't escape those *rolls eyes*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I don't have one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Wtf?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, I'm a bit conservative on that regard.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Everybody has done it already, except Vincent. Wonder what he's waiting for... Maybe he's ashamed of his sex life.
MWAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait, he better not be fucking bloody hell, I'm his partner.
Vincent if you read this, I'm going to murder you if you even dare write that your sex life is boring!!
Bonus because now I feel quite naughty, a video by my favorite girl (no wonder I'm gay >_>)
God I miss the old Christina.
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