on your machine i slur a plea for you to come home

[desirinng]

oh wow...i don't know why i'm surprised anymore. i should have figured out by now that the male race is just out to hate me and fuck with my head and make my life miserable in any way possible.

with that said, i'd like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that i'm officially becoming a lesbian.

ladies?

Comments

[pablo77]

Sorry to hear that, have a great thanksgiving.

[zeusomega]

does that mean no more on-the-ride-to-school-sexings???