Vanitas via new phone

[desolation_no]

Whee! New phone (with lots of bells and whistles)!

Also, new haircut. Image brought to you by new phone!

Comments

I'm not an alcoholic

[jaraxles]

I have but one concern about you going raw food. What about the booze?

Re: I'm not an alcoholic

[desolation_no]

Well, I'm just thinking of trying it out as a diet. I don't think I'd ever be 100 percent consistent about it. ;) I mean, cookies and booze would be terrible things to never consume again.

[rwdederick]

That's a pretty good pic for a cell phone. I'm not a big fan of cell phone cameras -- partially because they are inferior to regular digi cameras (and I certainly have a decent digi camera), but also because there are some places they are restricted, like jury duty. What other cool bells and whistles does it have?

No criticism about going raw here, but the thought of you dancing in a lettuce bikini is amusing.

[desolation_no]

Well, we got a highly discounted upgrade, so I basically went for the phone with the most bells and whistles. It ended up being only 40 dollars with all the discounts. I agree with you generally about cell phone pics. I mean, it's a nice extra to have, but I would never sub a cell phone camera for a real one. It's a nice feature to be able to take pictures of people with it and set them as their contact picture, so when they call me, I see who it is immediately by their face. The phone also has 9 hours talk time and 11 days on standby, internet capability (but it's extra money for us to use the web), an mp3 player, file storage, a calorie and step counter, the ability to change the color of lights that go off for different callers... Um.... I wonder what else. I still haven't fully explored it. It's so much fun though!!

I think that bit about the lettuce bikini is going to be my default retort about veganism from now on. :)

[rwdederick]

Yeah, new phones are fun. I have my phone set so it says, "Call From Person's Name" as long as the caller is in my phone's address book. Pronunciation isn't always right

[pistol_nick]

When you expire from over-sissification, I will attend the service in a suit made of top round.

[desolation_no]

Too late, phoo, you died first. -continues dancing-

[jaraxles]

I'm with Brooka on this one as I'd much rather see her in a few leaves than you coated in a meat suit. Actually, I'd much rather see her in full winter gear with a parka than see you in a meat suit but I'm not fighting the leafy goodness.

[pistol_nick]

Actually, turns out, the tears of the innocent are notoriously low-calorie. I'll be livin' healthy til the world turns cold and black as my evil Heart.

[chormin]

I gotta admit, when I first read this my brain saw "New haircut (cue whistles)" and that amused me. Now Im disappointed.

[desolation_no]

Haha, I'm not THAT vain.

... you probably think this comment's about you

[chormin]

Anywho, raw diet sounds interesting, not for me but interesting.

Re: ... you probably think this comment's about you

[desolation_no]

Don't you! Don't you! Don't you!