Ahoy!

[capn_hm_crunch]

Greetings, everyone! My name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, and I am a humble seafarer and captain of The Guppy. I have a cereal named after me. Crunchy and sweet golden nugget-brick things! It's good cereal, too!

Well, it's wonderful to make your acquaintances, I'm sure!

[Typist: I hate you all. Really.]

Comments

[tony_is_grrreat]

Why, hello!

Cereal! Ever try frosted flakes?

[capn_hm_crunch]

No, I pretty much stick to my own.

[tony_is_grrreat]

Ah, too bad. They're grrrrrrreat!