Comments | despairsensei: Despair in the Holiday Season.

despairsensei

Nov 28, 2007 01:49

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A RELIABLE WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND STAY DEAD ( Read more... )

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cute_zombie November 28 2007, 11:01:36 UTC

....

Dude, that's negative.

Take a chill pill or something.

despairsensei December 1 2007, 10:17:54 UTC

No. Medicating my depression would only make me blind to the truth of this world, that we live in a world of DESPAIR!

cute_zombie December 1 2007, 10:19:13 UTC

... Then shut up, dude. No need to make everyone else depressed too!

human_al November 28 2007, 14:23:01 UTC

Maybe you'll like to amend your Christmas wish..

despairsensei December 1 2007, 10:18:42 UTC

No. If there's anything I know for sure, I know I want to die permanently. However, knowing my luck, that won't happen.

human_al December 2 2007, 08:23:11 UTC

You have never try, how do you know it won't happen?

despairsensei December 7 2007, 05:59:02 UTC

I have tried! I threw myself down a well! I attempted to hang myself! These things simply do not work!

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blood_pains November 28 2007, 15:52:29 UTC

SHUT THE HELL UP!

Damn you!!

You can't be happy at all, can you?

Is there NOTHING that puts you in DESPAIR!

despairsensei December 1 2007, 10:19:14 UTC

There is nothing that puts me in despair. I am physiologically unable to be happy, I imagine.

Shutting up now.

sadistic_taurus November 28 2007, 16:45:09 UTC

...Secret Santa? What the hell is that...

despairsensei December 1 2007, 10:20:03 UTC

It's a hideous tradition that puts people in charge of gifting each other. It's a huge potential for stalker like behavior.

im_waaaiting November 28 2007, 17:02:42 UTC

I'll make sure to send you something. ;)

despairsensei December 1 2007, 10:20:20 UTC

Thank you?