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[remy_innocence]

*sneaks in when Tristan's not looking and whispers* Oh, hey, and my brother Tristan really needs a boyfriend, in case anyone's interested, he's available! Does anyone need a boyfriend? He's really really super handsome and everything. Oh, AND he's a virgin, which means he hasn't had sex, but I don't know what that means because he won't tell me

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[henry_linden]

Hey Remy. I'm Henry.

[remy_innocence]

*whispers* Are you available and would you date Tristan? He's really lonely.

Hi! *giggles* It's super nice to meet you. You look nice. ^_^

[henry_linden]

Thanks.

*blushes*

I hardly know him, Remy. Mike! Help!

You sure he wants to date a boy?

[remy_innocence]

I think so. He doesn't like girls.

[bhaaltwit]

You don't know what sex is? *Goes into a gigglefit*

[remy_innocence]

*confused and curious* Why? What is it?

[hymnal]

Well, I don't need a boyfriend, evidently -- consider the collar and the celibacy and the not-swinging-that-way -- but I would be quite glad to help you find someone for him.

[remy_innocence]

What's celerybatty?

[cafechick]

*ohmygodsuchacutelittlekid*

*giggle*

I'd help, but I'm married. And then I'm married to someone else, so... I'm not quite available.

And your brother probably doesn't want the baggage of five kids!

[remy_innocence]

Oh. Okay. Well, thank you anyways! *hugs*

[electrickshock]

Um, sorry, but I'm... taken. *blush*

[remy_innocence]

Oh. Okay! I'm glad for you! Are you in love? What's it like? *hopefulcurioussmile*

[electrickshock]

Um. YesIam. And it's... well... er. It's great. *gringrin*

[remy_innocence]

Oh. *puzzled* That's not very helpful. *ponders seriously*