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[desperate_bloom]

*waves*

Um, hi! My name's Orlando. I guess some of you probably recognize me from a few recent films, such as Kingdom of Heaven and Pirates of the Caribbean, but I know a couple of you just might remember me best in a blonde wig and leggings. *grins*

How is everyone?

Comments

[desperate_vig]

*smirks* So we've got ourselves an elf have we? Now what can I do with that...

[desperate_bloom]

Ah, an elf is always needed to draw attention away from the stench of filthy humans like you, Vig.

As for what you can do with me... I'll let you use your imagination. *smirks back*

[desperate_urban]

Orli! *tackle* Good to see you here mate.

You look better in blond than I ever did, I reckon.

[desperate_bloom]

Oof! *falls over* Karl! Great to see you, too, man.

I happen to think the blonde wig really brought out your eyes, mate. *laughs*

[desperate_urban]

*picks him up* Naah, I reckon that was just lack of sleep. *snerk*

[la_travestie]

And what a lovely blonde you were. M'Eddie. Nice to meet you.

[desperate_bloom]

Why thank you. It's great to meet you, too, Eddie.