(Untitled)

[ahaintnoidol]

Hi, my name is Clay, and your mom wants to sleep with me.

I am currently in Uganda but when I get home, who wants to go for donuts?

Comments

[desperate_urban]

I'm in favour of donuts. What are you doing in Uganda?

*looks around* Quiet here, innit?

[ahaintnoidol]

I'm a UNICEF ambassador. They send me around to meet cute kids and then convince people to send them money.

Yeah, it is. I'm pretty talkative, but I don't think I can fill up this whole place myself.

[desperate_urban]

That sounds cool. I'll, er, save you some donuts. And send UNICEF some money. :)

And my writer just advertised this thing on several rpg promo sites so it should start filling up soon.

[ahaintnoidol]

Woo hoo! Actually I'm the best promotion Krispy Kreme ever had, so they'll probably give us some free if you wait til I get back (Sunday).