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[la_travestie]

Bonjour, je m'appelle Eddie Izzard. J'ai une travestie.

Hello! I'm Eddie, and I wear fake breasts for a living.

No, that's not true, I just do that because I like them.

And I'm funny too. Yeeees. People give me money for it.

So, yeah...

Comments

[ahaintnoidol]

Hi Eddie! I'm Clay. I'm a teacher. I also sing.

I think I spent the entire latter half of my college education wandering around Charlotte quoting you, so it's nice to make your acquaintance.

[la_travestie]

Did Charlotte mind that you were wandering around on her?

...Never mind.

Pleased to meet you, Claaaay.

[ahaintnoidol]

Oh, Charlotte loves college kids, it was no problem. That's where I got my Krispy Kreme addiction, too.

[la_travestie]

Ahh, Krispy Kremes.

Like the jam-filled ones.

Except, you'd call it jelly.

Even though it doesn't wobble.

[desperate_urban]

Bonjour and guten tag, Eddie.

[la_travestie]

Hello! *bizarre hand gesture*