Not Quite Goose-Stepping Through The Door ...
In all honesty, Hans Landa thinks that Von Hammersmark has never looked more beautiful than she was just now, struggling to get free. Still, it's such a shame to lose a great German icon over something as fickle as this, but Hans has a job and it must be done (and, as the saying goes, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself). So he did. And now there are just a few more things left to do. After placing his phonecall and straightening himself out, Hans steps over the body in his office and out the door.
Funny. This doesn't look like the cinema at all. There's a distinct lack of Swastikas and movie posters - but maybe something had happened while he was away. Still, something isn't quite right, but Hans is fairly certain that even an idiot could figure that one out. With nothing else to go on, he makes his way towards the front desk.
"Hello? Is there anyone here?"
Typist: Presenting to you, Col. Hans Landa of the SS. From the FANTASTIC FILM Inglourious Basterds. Enjoy. I will try to keep spoilers to a minimum.