Grapefruit for everybody!

[goodlands]

Salut, tout le monde. I am la République de Maurice, Mauritius or Maurice for short. If you've never heard of me, I'm not surprised. I'm one of those tiny little African nations that sort of run together. I'm a group of islands north of Réunion, which is north of Madagascar.

I'm all about international cooperation and peace until somebody gets in

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[baklewagoboom]

Isn't that how international cooperation and peace work? So few people understand that. Most of them seem to think "international cooperation" means "making all the little tiny countries do what we say".

It is lovely to meet you, Maruitius.

[baklewagoboom]

And, you know, please ignore the atrocious typo of your name there. Je suis desolee.

[goodlands]

Don't worry about it. Too many vowels all right there together. Try Maurice, it's easier.

Little tiny country love!

[unionjackpwns]

*is not at all amused*

[knivesandcheese]

Hello, Mauritius! Nice to meet you! I'm Switzerland!

[goodlands]

Hey there, hun. A pleasure to meet you.

[thefirstoneout]

Hello, Mauritius. It's a pleasure.

[goodlands]

Salut, Lithuania! Very nice to meet you.

[x5_536]

aha this is completely off topic but could i possibly know who you are and if you're really from mauritius? i'm originally from there and i stumbled upon this while using the LJ search by region tool.