i am so ready to build a time machine and annihilate Issac Newton before he invents multivariable calculus.

i wish i could speak in iabmic pentameter

I'm a reserved and creative purpose
I'm a reserved and creative person

We accidently started heading toward california

I feel like someone stole my spring break

basium de caelo ero

for the past hour and fifteen minutes i sat within twenty feet of the woman who argued Roe vs Wade.
She (gave a speech in the chapel on campus) is incredible.

Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)

my ride's parents are flying her into madison since a snow storm is scheduled for this week. So far, I'm fairly okay with this.

christy: "happy v-day, make the most of it and wink at some cuties"

i wish you could return stuff to grocery stores. Not anything that's been opened, but if you change your mind when you get home or wake up a few mornings later; I really want some easymac. I have organic instant oatmeal and poptarts. I'm so fucking tired.