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[despuesanochece]

today i offered lauren all the money in my bank account if she'd pee on the conveyor belt in the dining hall. she then told me she'd give me weekly allowances if i'd be her kept fag and cook and clean for her after i gave her all my monetary assets.
the moral of the story is, lauren wouldn't pee on the conveyor belt.

Comments

[hyperhumanoid]

hehe, so now you've become a cabana boy....i want to be a cabana boy. it sounds like fun.

[despuesanochece]

what?

[hyperhumanoid]

lol...nevermind

[despuesanochece]

lol wtf