Do NOT be fooled by it's outward appearance! THIS is a vicious animal!!!
It bites! Really really hard!
See? BRUTAL!!!
Currently, it's stuck to my ass, 'cause it decided to attack me there. Hopefully this is the only of of its kind around, but be on the lookout, y'hear? I don't want anyone else here gettin' hurt by these critters (unless they want to be, and then-- you're pretty damn weird.)