Laying on the bathroom floor
Kitty licks my cheek once more
And I....
I could try
But waking up is harder when you wanna die

Walter’s on the telephone
Tell him I am not at home
‘cause I...
Think I...
Am going to a place where I’m always high

My name is Elizabeth
My life is shit and piss

The Eels - Elizabeth Lying On The Bathroom Floor

Now, who in the world could have guessed that on June 13th the earth was going to complete its litle lifecycle in the vast glorious universe and explode. Who would have guessed? No one, we dont know anything. All we can do is keep trying to guess, theorize, consult, converse, think, research, study, test, internalize, express and reflect on every ( Read more... )

When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun.

1.Okay, first off, I want a revolution. Im sick of the pretentious selfindulgent folks around the blue marble. Lets crah man, lets just crash and see what happens. I mean, it cant be as bad as Waco? Can It? ANSWER: Only if we ( Read more... )

All the young dudes stole my sweetpea.

All the young dudes stole my sweetpea!

All the young dudes stole my sweetpea.

All the young dudes stole my sweetpea?


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Everyone...which means like 3 people.....fill out these questions.

Last Three Movies You Watched?:  Band A' Parte, Manhattan, *Everything You Always Wanted To Know Abouty Sex* *But Were Too Afraid To Ask* (haha...Gene Wilder is in love with a sheep!)

Last Album You Bought?: The Dresden Dolls

Favourite Child Star?: Danny Bonaduci....the little red ( Read more... )

Okay, the jokes over........who framed Helen Keller? Will the cat with the iconic smile ever come back to the door? Well, it needs to know that it's as welcome as a sweet potatoe pie. Sweet potatoe pie. I always say it twice for some reason or the other. Fuck it, you pick. Who in the world had the nerve to scratch the hell out of my hand and leave ( Read more... )

I never thought I had to be this protector ( Read more... )

THIS JUST IN

Collapse is inevitable.

Please...get your columns ready for the collapse. Preparation is key.

We will all collapse someday. Its bound to happen.

Hmm, they're sick of me, yet they clip my wings and dont alllow me to hop on a silver bullet and fly away. Some suicide prevention program. Silly eggs we are, in a silly swirl. Yes, my wings have been clipped, its sad, yes, i know, Im talking to a plastic gentleman who sits on a desk all day and recieves and spits out limitless information. Film ( Read more... )

Today, today was wonderful. Do you know why....because it was June Seventh! The new White Stripes album came out today...Get Behind Me Satan...and it is quite the album. Now, It's very different from other Stripes albums, but it is still a gem. The electric guitar seems to take the backseat on this album, sad, but the piano and acoustic work is ( Read more... )