Figurine Crack Theatre - Naruto Edition *Redux*
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, FOLKS!!! :D
If you remember THIS post, then you probably know what's behind the eljay cut, neh?
The story goes: I had things to return at Borders Books. I decided to blow my cash in the manga section, and among the random action figures and wall scrolls, I found tiny sets of figurines in sets of three.
Shikamaru's face kills me dead, because it's so stupid looking. I actually think Chouji came out the best looking, considering these crappy things were made my Mattel of all things. The other sets of three were Team 7 (which I want, regardless that I already have all three of those characters), Sound Team from the Chuunin Exam, and the Grass Squad also from the Chuunin Exam.
I LIKED THE SIGN, I WANTED TO KEEP IT XDDDDD
Just to show the size differnce, because it's kind of cute. Also, to compare the quality. I got my first set of six at Toy Tokyo in Manhattan for about the same price I paid for these three. You can probably see that I didn't quite get my money's worth (but does it really look like I care? LOL)
Now, here's Chouji and Shikamara. I like these two figurines, because they don't make me want to chuck them across the room or rip their top half from their lower half.
Ya know, like this. Ignore Gaara and Naruto in the background. HELL, ignore the huge mess on my tiny little desk, I was too busy playing to think about cleaning it.
This is how Ino is supposed to stand. If you look in the first picture, you see that she's standing on my first Shikamaru's platform (these 3 don't have platforms). That's because she's too heavy in the front to stand. Stupid Ino-pig. HEY, LOOK! MY CELL PHONE!!
So, Ino constantly has to lean on something. It almost looks like she's being bosy to Shikamaru, and I don't think Chouji likes that very much.
I'm a dirty, dirty girl. And Sakura totally likes it. Even if Ino is ridiculously tiny compared to Sakura.
And now Ino wants a piece of Naruto. Or, well...maybe a kiss, it's hard to tell. God, even her butt says "Mattel"!! *headdesk*
OH ME AND MY CRACK PAIRINGS XDDDD
No complaints from her: "SASUKE'S TOUCHING MY BOOB! YAY!! ♥"
And again, Ino is waving her arms in the air like a loon. Guess she's looking forward to that threesome ;D
I'll give you cookies if you can tell me what's wrong in this picture.
And in case you can't figure it out, here's Chouji giving you another clue. LOL, MID-SECTION EXORCIST XDDDDD.
I swear, I didn't intentionally put them in that position. I was literally throwing all the figurines around as I was snapping pictures. But hell if this isn't hysterical!
AND THIS IS EVEN BETTER. I went to pick up Sasuke, and Naruto wouldn't let go!
See, I'm serious. This is the huge mess I made. Orgy's were bound to happen. And look at Kakashi watching, what a perv.
And because I can, photos of my Crack!OTP :D
"Dontcha wish your team mate girlfriend was hot like me"
Don't get too close or I really think Shikamaru will stab your eyes out ;)
And lastly, this is where all of them hang out when I'm not forcing them into crack photo shoots or anything. Ignore the fact that the lighting sucked when I took this picture. And ignore my manga collection and junk. I know I'm so behind on some series XD
I'm not sure if I'll cross-post this to chuunin or not THANKS treat FOR TELLING ME TO DO IT. I'll leave it unlocked like the other Crack Theatre entries though. Feel free to pimp my insanity!! ♥ ♥ ♥
If you remember THIS post, then you probably know what's behind the eljay cut, neh?
The story goes: I had things to return at Borders Books. I decided to blow my cash in the manga section, and among the random action figures and wall scrolls, I found tiny sets of figurines in sets of three.
Shikamaru's face kills me dead, because it's so stupid looking. I actually think Chouji came out the best looking, considering these crappy things were made my Mattel of all things. The other sets of three were Team 7 (which I want, regardless that I already have all three of those characters), Sound Team from the Chuunin Exam, and the Grass Squad also from the Chuunin Exam.
I LIKED THE SIGN, I WANTED TO KEEP IT XDDDDD
Just to show the size differnce, because it's kind of cute. Also, to compare the quality. I got my first set of six at Toy Tokyo in Manhattan for about the same price I paid for these three. You can probably see that I didn't quite get my money's worth (but does it really look like I care? LOL)
Now, here's Chouji and Shikamara. I like these two figurines, because they don't make me want to chuck them across the room or rip their top half from their lower half.
Ya know, like this. Ignore Gaara and Naruto in the background. HELL, ignore the huge mess on my tiny little desk, I was too busy playing to think about cleaning it.
This is how Ino is supposed to stand. If you look in the first picture, you see that she's standing on my first Shikamaru's platform (these 3 don't have platforms). That's because she's too heavy in the front to stand. Stupid Ino-pig. HEY, LOOK! MY CELL PHONE!!
So, Ino constantly has to lean on something. It almost looks like she's being bosy to Shikamaru, and I don't think Chouji likes that very much.
I'm a dirty, dirty girl. And Sakura totally likes it. Even if Ino is ridiculously tiny compared to Sakura.
And now Ino wants a piece of Naruto. Or, well...maybe a kiss, it's hard to tell. God, even her butt says "Mattel"!! *headdesk*
OH ME AND MY CRACK PAIRINGS XDDDD
No complaints from her: "SASUKE'S TOUCHING MY BOOB! YAY!! ♥"
And again, Ino is waving her arms in the air like a loon. Guess she's looking forward to that threesome ;D
I'll give you cookies if you can tell me what's wrong in this picture.
And in case you can't figure it out, here's Chouji giving you another clue. LOL, MID-SECTION EXORCIST XDDDDD.
I swear, I didn't intentionally put them in that position. I was literally throwing all the figurines around as I was snapping pictures. But hell if this isn't hysterical!
AND THIS IS EVEN BETTER. I went to pick up Sasuke, and Naruto wouldn't let go!
See, I'm serious. This is the huge mess I made. Orgy's were bound to happen. And look at Kakashi watching, what a perv.
And because I can, photos of my Crack!OTP :D
"Dontcha wish your team mate girlfriend was hot like me"
Don't get too close or I really think Shikamaru will stab your eyes out ;)
And lastly, this is where all of them hang out when I'm not forcing them into crack photo shoots or anything. Ignore the fact that the lighting sucked when I took this picture. And ignore my manga collection and junk. I know I'm so behind on some series XD
I'm not sure if I'll cross-post this to chuunin or not THANKS treat FOR TELLING ME TO DO IT. I'll leave it unlocked like the other Crack Theatre entries though. Feel free to pimp my insanity!! ♥ ♥ ♥