Smash Bros. Brawl Delayed to March 9
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Plundering Blunders: A Pirate’s Voyage To Stop Being Such A Douche

I’ve rolled my eyes at the cheesy commercials preaching to me about how unhip it is to be a pirate. Bruckheimer would disagree from his ship made to sea out of ticket stubs, dollar bills and a broken bottle of super glue. How does it float? The special effects, Jerry! Honestly, ( Read more... )

Groping Another Pair of Golden Globes---Cheating!

Here's the rest of my movie coverage. THE SUSPENSE OF IT ALL! I guess my criteria for greatness has become animation, musicals, and a lot of blood.

How QT Dialogue**Easiest To Quote//Best Lines Comedic**
Surf’s Up
Juno
Stardust
Knocked Up
Walk Hard

Selma Jezkova’s Life Savings Award**Most ( Read more... )

Groping A Pair of Golden Globes

Looking back on film for 2007, I'd thought I'd recognize some with these prestigious awards in absence of the always bloated three hour Suck Fest this weekend. It will not be missed. While I'm rooting for the Writer's Guild to get their money and their rights back, I'm glad that it's lasted this long. Maybe, they'll ( Read more... )

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While I continue into my crawling spiral of missed deadlines and mishandled devotions, I'll plug a blog in a blog. She reminds me of somebody close to me, and her writings are immensely entertaining. She goes by Diablo Cody, an easy name to remember. She may very well be included in my modest club of celebrity crushes made up of such beautiful ( Read more... )

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Becoming A Groupie: The Beginning

I didn’t pull the visor down. Instead, I turned the radio up. My windows eased down with the doors as the catchy Brazil theme started to trumpet onward into Labor Day. Perfection clinging to the air while the sun minded its business for what would be the first road trip for Casey and I to take together. We were ( Read more... )

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