I woke up to this, I find it amusing. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

[destrado_meep]

Her: shouldn't you be sleeping

Comments

[anonymous]

dont be too harsh on her, after all shes from america! you cant expect much more than that.

[ryosake]

It's because no one has ever heard of Canberra. That, and because you touch yourself at night. =b

[zytrex]

Such acts are the cause of all the world's problems.

That and space monkeys. God I hate space monkeys.

"I choose to first expel urine from my sack of pee!"