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[destroyah]

my wife bought me a new cell phone and at long last I have the Simpsons theme as my ring tone. She rules.
(incidently, her personalised ring tone is "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap, how cool is that?)

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Beautiful Bottom, more like it...

[scarlin]

I told Siobhan about my ring tone...she said that I have a very "loving and sensitive husband" ;)

Re: Beautiful Bottom, more like it...

[destroyah]

The bigger the cushion
the sweeter the pushin'
that's what I said

the looser the waistband
the deeper the quicksand
or so I have read

my baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
talk about bum cakes
my girl's got 'em
big bottom, big bottom
how could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday
'twas my lucky bunday
you know what I mean

I love her each weekday
each velvety cheek day
you know what I mean

my love gun's loaded
and she's in my sights
big game is waiting there
inside her tights, yeah

big bottom, big bottom
talk about mud flaps
my girl's got 'em
big bottom, big bottom
drive me out of my mind
how could I leave this behind?

Re: Beautiful Bottom, more like it...

[scarlin]

You are so romantical