True stories of public transportation.
Okay, so today I was taking a bus into Malden Square to go to the gym for a few hours, and I noticed a black guy in sunglasses, singing to himself and eating from a ziploc bag full of gummy worms, doing this whole "holding the gummy worm above your head and stretching the other end with your mouth as though you were eating an actual worm" routine every single time. The guy in front of him was an older white guy in a business suit, who naturally gave him a couple dirty looks, and gummy worm guy responds with something like this:
"If you're feeling froggy, leap. I haven't used this big long knife in a while and I don't want to have to".
If I ever make an action movie, I am definitely including a gummy-worm- loving villain who takes public transportation, carries a concealed weapon, and will at some point utter the phrase "If you're feeling froggy, leap".
"If you're feeling froggy, leap. I haven't used this big long knife in a while and I don't want to have to".
If I ever make an action movie, I am definitely including a gummy-worm- loving villain who takes public transportation, carries a concealed weapon, and will at some point utter the phrase "If you're feeling froggy, leap".