Kissing Cards - 6/? - Xiumin/Exo

[destroyer9119]

Title: Kissing Cards - Chapter 06 - The Joker
Rating: PG-13 for a lot of swearing and shit.
Pairing: Xiumin/Exo , Xiumin/Jongdae
Word Count: 4,827
Summary: Minseok is sleep-deprived, Jongdae might have cannibalistic cheeks, and Disney continues to ruin everyone's childhood.
A/N: So late. I'm so sorry. =(

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Comments

[canadaphile]

The Joker's totally easy. Joker Jongdae. It has a nice bounce to it. With a Swedish accent, it sounds even funnier.

Lu Han, you little shit. . .

Minseok, don't fight the naked bonding.

Yixing, learn to knock.

Taemin, you're too calm.

Good gravy. It sounds like a good day to stay in bed with the door locked.

When he's sleepy, Minseok is very mature. /sarcasm This also feels like a great opportunity for someone to sneak in a smooch or three.

“I’ll have sex on your bed,” Minseok replied, feeling smug when Luhan’s eyes narrowed thoughtfully.

“That’s fine as long as it’s with me,” the Chinese boy said, and before Minseok knew what he was doing, he’d already blinked and let out a confused (and unfortunately loud) “What?” God dammit, Lu Han. That's cheating and not very subtle.

The second wind didn't last long. Minseok is delirious when tired.

Poor Yixing keeps finding Minseok in compromising and weird situations.

Lu Han! Never remind a distraught individual of the king's death! That was traumatising! Low blow, man. Low blow.

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[hipployta]

Minseokie needs to NEVER pull all nighters lol

Jongdae lives up to his title and that was some excellent planning

[hawk_fry]

I'm so glad I found this fic. I've been cackling non stop for the past hour. Comedic GOLD!

[21walker]

You updated! *flails* I am so happy - Jongdae could not have been anyone else but the Joker. That just fits him to a T. The stunt he pulled with MinKey *pats him on the back*

I love how Minseok is asleep yet still making quips - I would quote but am on my phone. His comments make my day.

I love trying to guess who is next and what their card will be. Also Luhan just hovering around being himself lol

[lovetoosweet]

I wanted to flail about this fic but I got distracted

1TYM YES BAEKKYOUNG YES

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