Kissing Cards - 7/? - Xiumin/Exo

[destroyer9119]

Title: Kissing Cards - Chapter 07 - The Way
Rating: PG-13 for a lot of swearing and shit.
Pairing: Xiumin/Exo , Xiumin/Tao , Xiumin/Kris
Word Count: 6,461
Summary: Everyone wants to cuddle with Minseok, Jongdae is a dickface, and Zitao likes girls.
A/N: Unedited. Super late. I'm a horrible person, I know. Also, song is 'Tequila' by The Champs.

Comments

[21walker]

Tao convinced he's straight. God he's probably the most gay out of EXO XD

Luhan is so adorable and stupid. I just want to push him and Minseok together and make them kiss right now! (they will eventually i know) But then if they finally admit their feelings to each other we wouldn't have the rest of the kisses! Chanyeol, Yixing, Sehun, Kai and Luhan left! Guessing Chanyeol's next ^^ The Rhythm~~

Wondering what Yixing is going to be that he didn't want to do it lol

And thanks for making me have the 'tequila' song in my head... really appreciate it...

[destroyer9119]

Tru dat, Tao likes the D.

I really want to push Luhan and Minseok together too, but as you've pointed out, I can't yet. It's driving me crazy ='(.

heehee Yixing's fun...

MUAHAHAHA NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!! It's been stuck in my head for almost an entire fucking month, I don't feel guilty at all for pushing the song onto you!!!!

[canadaphile]

You spelled Tequila wrong, just so you know. I was confused for a bit like "I didn't know they did a song called--Oh."

Pfff. You boys are so mature. Ass nugget. Maturity through the roof.

DID THEY SERIOUSLY USE PERMANENT MARKER ON HIS BODY?! THOSE ASS NUGGETS. How can anyone even sleep through that? They got under his clothes. And Minseok didn't wake up? Child, I worry about you.

Jongdae began before seeming to spot the marker coming closer to his face. He began struggling, thrashing in an attempt to escape Minseok’s evil clutches though it was all in vain as Minseok began scribbling on his well-defined cheekbones. Make him pretty, oppa.

[destroyer9119]

I always appreciate it when you tell me I've made a mistake. No sarcasm =). I'm usually rushing to get the chapters posted so I always miss stuff, and it's really nice having someone to call me out on it

[canadaphile]

Of all the phrases to learn, you picked up "ass nugget." You're my kind of person. ;D

Pretty sure I have a picture for every occassion. Gotta be prepared.

I don't think anyone can even be sober if they do calculus. My borhter majored in math. No clue how he did it. Numbers make my eyes cross.

[yunsias]

wow.

i just read all seven chapters in one sitting and i couldn't stop. this is just wonderful pony rainbow expresses and puking magic sparkles.

first off, i love how it's xiumin/all-of-exo because he doesn't get much love within the fandom fic writers and i seriously ship him with all of the members so this is a 11-in-one fic. except it's 100000000 times better. i also love how much of an unabashed whore minseok is in the fic because it's so so so fun to imagine innocent milky-white umin hyung enjoying all the kisses with his harem (and also because we don't get enough of such characterization in the fandom).

this fic is hilarious and i really couldn't stop laughing. yixing sounds stoned most of the time and yifan, oh dear God, yifan cracks me up the most. how can anyone be this stupid and yet adorable

[destroyer9119]

Awww thank you =D

Xiumin is a whore. A sexy, milky, stripper-esque whore...=).

There isn't enough XiuChen in the world, and it took a lot of effort not to make them more than just friends in this world because I ship XiuChen too! There will probably be more XiuChen kissing.

Thank you so much for commenting!!! Sorry my reply is so late and short!!!!

[prettyminstrel]

damn it this was supposed to be a xiumin-loving with a xiuhan endgame of a fic but somehow along the way u made me r e a ll y like xiuchen??? like i know just how cuddly jongdae is but we don't get that trait depicted often in fics. it's always him being ~sassy and ~troll-master thing. and i really appreciate you including a moment of seriousness with that luhan's insecurity bit. it's brief but i think it's necessary in grounding the story pace.

[destroyer9119]

Chen IS sassy, but he's also really sweet (EXOST EP 10, anyone???) and I wanted to make Luhan's insecurity part longer, but I was afraid that if I wrote anymore I would never get the chapter out. Thank you for your love and sorry it took so long to reply!!!! <3

[midnightindomie]

i am sad because i know xiuchen will never make it as endgame:(

[destroyer9119]

If it's any consolation, I'm sad too ='(. But alas, it just wasn't meant to be.

Thank you for commenting and sorry for taking so long to reply btw!!!!