if I ever have a son, his nickname will be Urchin.  And so that he accepts that nickname I'll give him a horrible first name, like Thaddius.  That way he's forced to pick the lesser of two evils

SARAH FERRERO (FRIZZBALL) RUINED MY BIRTHDAY

Damn, I haven't made a post in a good long while. I dunno why, I just don't wanna inform everyone of all the little things that go on in my life, it's just not interesting. Kinda like Frizzball's life, but that doesn't stop her.

So what's new? Nothing much, crappy week s'about it.

Now aren't you better for now knowing this information?

Ok y'all I just had a 30 minute fight with my mom today on whether or not you are able to tell the difference between white and red grapejuice. I say you can, and I have proven it on several accounts, but now, now I take it to the public. What do y'all say? Can someone tell the difference between white and red grapejuice simply by taste alone?

I found the greatest thing to ever have in a room
http://www.johnnyretro.com/joker-print.htm

I must have one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMJi6OJfwOw&search=Pete%20and%20Pete

Happy birthday Kristal!

This is Brock, reporting from Adam's apartment.

There are toenail clippings everywhere. It's a bit dirty. I fear for my life so I shant write more.

Please tell my family I love them. Adam eats and drives without his hands on the wheel of his automobile.

Love,
Brock

One of my friends wanted me to karate chop him in the neck today. I don't know why, I think he was trying to prove a point. Anyways, he tilted his head to the side and I guess that's where he wanted me to hit, but I hit him in the jugular and he went down. I think we both proved a point today ( Read more... )

If I wear white, and I open a thing of yogurt it will explode all over my white shirt, no matter what.

And leave my black pants spotless.