when the stars go blue

[desultimate]

I'm wondering if maybe separating by sexes isn't really doing the trick desu... perhaps we should start looking at sexuality before choosing a room. Furthermore! Patients who have been disgustingly blatant with their sexual exploits, do not expect to get off scott-free. I already have a sizable list of names desu~ This is a hospital, not your

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[whoopspal]

Papers? What kinda papers, pal?

[desultimate]

About Mr Napier!

[whoopspal]

ALL RIGHT I'M ALL OVER THOSE PAPERS!

[desultimate]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Indoor voice, Mr Nurse Gumshoe!

[Private to Suiseiseki]

[batsugemu]

T-Theres..

Theres a girl in my room, and I think s-she..

[Private]

[desultimate]

Oh dear...

Tell me everything desu.

[Private]

[batsugemu]

I think she..

W-Well, I'm not sure, but I..

I think maybe she tried to do something to me, while I was asleep.. I don't even remember falling asleep, but I woke up and I..

Oh, it doesn't matter..

[Private]

[desultimate]

......

Please don't tell yourself it doesn't matter. How about you drop by my office, desu~? I'll make some tea and we'll have a nice talk.

[deatharcana]

D'ya think that'd work for the people who aren't one specific orientation?

Uh, desu?

[desultimate]

It would certainly be an improvement.

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[deatharcana]

Oh, I guess so. But I like my roommates, are we going to have to switch?

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it to insult or anything, I just thought it sounded neat!

[desultimate]

Let's see.... ahhh, your roommate Mr Axel is a bit of a problem desu~.

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[cmdr_pinstripes]

Are you still giving out therapy?

(private)

[desultimate]

That's what I'm here for!

(private)

[cmdr_pinstripes]

I can't leave my room--I'm looking after another patient right now. She's asleep, though, so we could talk there.

If that's too much trouble, just forget it.

(private)

[desultimate]

Oh, that's no problem, desu~! Just tell me the room number and I'll be over right away.

[mightymissjones]

I've noticed this too!

I won't be too surprised if someone ends up pregnant or worse. though with the amount of gay men in this place, I'd be very surprised in that situation. More than surprised, really, completely and utterly intrigued. It'd be a medical breakthrough.

[desultimate]

Miss Dr Martha!

I'm relieved to know I'm not the only one desu~

[mightymissjones]

Yep, that's me!

I think the rest of the staff would agree...or at least those who aren't benefiting from this. Like a certain crippled therapist I know

[private]

[desultimate]

Ugh... I really don't want to talk about him desu~.

We need to get things underway very soon, I'm concerned for other patients' safety, Jennifer's and Mion's especially...