-
Tennessee Girls ♥
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she
was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and ( Read more... ) -
Family, drama, love, and alcohol.
Okay, so my weekend wasn't as fun-filled and dramatic as the title may make it seem. Usually, a combination of the above things make for a fairly fun filled LJ post, but it was mainly bullshit, so whatever. All in all, my dad was PMSing or something and tried to kick me out of the house for not doing laundry (nevermind that I vacuumed, cleaned my ( Read more... ) -
I need a new LJ layout.
I feel kind of accomplished today, and yet at the same time, I feel like I got absolutely nothing done. I've been running around all morning, I swear. I met Josh, Randy, & Melissa up at the Pancake Shop for lunch today, then it was time for some major errand running. First, it was off to Bolton High School to get my transcripts sent off to the two ( Read more... ) -
America.
I had this huge long post detailing the drama and craziness that made up my weekend, but rather than leave behind memoirs of my drunken stupidity and rants about social injustices and reverse-discrimination, I decided to hit the delete button on all that and leave you with this kickass fucking quote that I saw on a friend's MySpace. Lately, Scott ( Read more... ) -
Life's little stresses.
* For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put
Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't
refreeze. (wish I had known this years ago!)
* Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
* Crayon ( Read more... ) -
Learning...
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning
And company doesn't mean security
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises
And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman ( Read more... ) -
Bullshit.
Okay, so I got our Move Out Statement from the apartment Josh and I had, and they NOT ONLY kept our $200 deposit for bullshit reasons, but they're claiming that we still owe their asses $72.83 for "Damg-Carpet stained throughout" and an unpaid Argen (waste management) bill, which I can assure you was paid. What I'm so fucking worked up about is ( Read more... ) -
Sigh. Friends.
I just wonder why the hell I can't just have a group of friends who all get along. I swear. I can't just have everyone I know and like in one big happy group at least PRETENDING to tolerate each other ( Read more... )
Click to view