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[det_goofball]

Since when is Pluto not a planet?! That's such bullshit, what did poor Pluto ever do to any of you?

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[voice]

[follow_the_fool]

... A little late on the uptake, aren't you?

[det_goofball]

Hey, shut up, I've been busy! And that's not the important thing, this is an outrage!

[follow_the_fool]

Busy for more than five years straight? ... Well, whatever.

I don't like agreeing with you over anything, but it is pretty weird.

[det_goofball]

It's not like police officers need an intimate knowledge of what constitutes a planet these days.

See, even I make good points sometimes.

[east_darkhorse]

Since he is a dog, d'uh.

[det_goofball]

...What the fuck, no, it's a planet.

[east_darkhorse]

It's a cartoon dog.

[det_goofball]

...You mean Mickey Mouse's dog?

[maraihi]

What are you talking about? Pluto is a planet.

[det_goofball]

That's what I said! But some scientist idiots are all, "No, it's too small, it doesn't count."

[maraihi]

They can't do that! That would be like saying you're a woman just because your penis is too small!

[det_goofball]

Yeah, exactly! ...Not that I've had problems with that in particular but it's similar.

[det_goofball]

Uh. Doing stuff? Where have you been?

[det_goofball]

...Okay, look, I don't watch much news.

[wineandcartoons]

...when did Pluto stop being a planet? I thought it was still, you know, floating around up there.

[det_goofball]

Apparently it's too small to be a real planet anymore. I think it's supposed to be a dwarf planet or something, I dunno.

[wineandcartoons]

But that's just silly! Just because it's a baby planet doesn't make it not a planet.

[det_goofball]

That's exactly what I think, but it's all official now. I feel sorry for the poor thing.