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[det_hayes]

I see now why they were scarred by the idea of short shorts.

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[robertgoren]

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

[det_hayes]

Want to know how hard it is to take a guy seriously when all you can think is "Who wears short shorts?"

[robertgoren]

Very few people take him seriously.

[det_hayes]

Well then I don't feel so bad.

[detalex_eames]

Who was scarred by short shorts?

[det_hayes]

Me, Goren, and his Captain.

[detalex_eames]

Do I want to know why three men were envisioning short shorts?

[det_hayes]

Beer.

[det_mwheeler]

So is that what I missed when I left the 2-7? Thank God.

[ada_rubirosa]

Whatever it is, I don't want to know, do I?

[det_hayes]

No, probably not.

[det_hayes]

Nope, this was just three drunk cops and their random thoughts.

[det_mike_logan]

Who's scared of short-shorts?
I'm not afraid of short-shorts.

Admittedly, I don't wear 'em anymore. My legs STILL look great, and if you have a problem with the package, oh well. However, as one ages, one has less tolerance for "crack creep." Frankly, if you won't wear jockeys? Your junk sneaks out, and I HATE the way teeny shorts ride up the ass.

[det_hayes]

..I have no words for that man.

[adacasey_novak]

Do I want to ask...?

[det_hayes]

Not really but I can tell you.

[adacasey_novak]

Oh no...

[det_hayes]

It will mess with your head though.