going to hell on a hand cart (RP for im_with_genius and dial_a_psychic)

[det_lassiter]

He has let him stew for the last 15 minutes but it doesn’t seem to have made all that much difference. The ranting has stopped, but Carlton knows from experience that the second he walks back into the interrogation room it’s going to start again

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[dial_a_psychic]

What is a man to do when your best friend is out of town with his parents in some place you're pretty sure that is named after some elf from The Lord Of The Rings, your girlfriend is out of the continent and your cable is out of your tv because you forgot to pay a couple of bills

[det_lassiter]

It's times like this that Carlton recognises that he needs O'Hara. He won't admit it to anyone else, but she has a knack for smiling sweetly and giving into unreasonable demands for food, whilst weedling useful information out of the suspect. And if that fails, she can flip the mean switch so smoothly that both the detective and the suspect will believe that she's capable of crushing their balls with merely a thought.

Carlton would like to take credit for her training, but he suspects that's all O'Hara, even from day one. He just gave her permission to let that side out.

Still, it's worth trying. He slides into the chair on the opposite side of the table and puts his fists down on the surface.

"When you tell me something useful, then I'll worry about you starving to death or not. I think we have a few days before that's a worry yet."

[dial_a_psychic]

"This man is Canadian!" Shawn announces as he walks into the room.

Unluckily, he had walked into Jules' passive-agressive kindergarten interrogation. Luckily, it turned out that the emo teenage boy was Canadian on his mother's side.

Shawn babbled his way out after making a half-hearted weather prediction and solving Juliet's case. The girl had dirty hands, the kid was just an alibi. Sweet Good Charlotte loving lovebirds.

Take two.

Stepping into the correct interrogation room, Shawn touched his temple as he pointed at Lassiter's suspect. "I sense this man is Canadian."