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[det_val_lanier]

My mom thinks I need to date more.

Apparently I talk about my cats too much.

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[detjohnmunch]

Ew. Cats.

Hey, we should go out for drinks and catch up. Then you can tell her you're going out with a very old, cranky, Jewish cop. Then maybe she'll get off your back and discourage you from dating. *smirk*

[det_val_lanier]

Cats are actually quite neat and tidy, but their hair would mess up your pristine black suits. Gosh, I wish my new partner was as tidy as you are.

That would work, but only if you want to marry me and give her grand babies.

Babies or not drinks do sound good.

[detlanirallita]

It's okay, honey. As long as your cats don't talk back. And tell your mom to get over it. Us single women still have fun...

Sitting in our apartments, all alone, watching late night tv...maybe I needs a cat.

[det_val_lanier]

You could have one of the kittens, if you want. I found three kittens on a call about a month ago and all the places I talked to were either too full or were going to put them down after a few days so I kept them, but four cats is a lot of cats.

We single women do have fun. It just gets lonely sometimes, no matter how many cats you have.