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[det_val_lanier]

In New York City adultery is not a crime and this means that in New York City your husband can't be arrested when you catch him in bed with your best friend. It's just not gonna happen. And no, I didn't sleep with him, either. So just act like a normal women and slash his tires (of course as an officer of the law I can't condone this) or

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[nypd_millie_viz]

Oh, snap. I don't envy you.

OOC: I love it! And I love the Val icon, btw.

[det_val_lanier]

Yeah, dealing with the crazies is almost as fun as doing paperwork.

[nypd_millie_viz]

You work with Munch - isn't every day Deal With Crazy Day?

[det_val_lanier]

True, but I've learned to deal with him. It's the unexpected crazies that are frustrating.

[detalex_eames]

Or toss all his beloved things off the highest building you can find. That one works.

[det_val_lanier]

That's one that I hadn't thought of and it's slightly less illegal.

[detalex_eames]

And it's better than therapy *smirks*

[det_val_lanier]

And cheaper. At least for the person doing the throwing.