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1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?
Yes, I was 12 and she was 2.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Uhm, 2.5yrs. Uschi's testicles and i for six?
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
a USB pole dancer
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yes, semi the reason i can't recieve txt.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
This morning shovel ten inches of snow.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
beer, pr0n, clothes, pot.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Alton Browns City Ham.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
that annoying haircut with the point on the forehead....
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Glory Box - Portishead
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In a room that's blue.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTEND:
The one with the seven prognant hoes.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
AT&T
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Um... Nino Salvaggio isn't in the mall.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
My own micro business and a less desirable phone job.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Yes, the poor mans kegel balls.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
No, i just look up the numbers.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
my father said i couldn't come to his.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Phil. Uschi would just tell me to get to AT&T.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
December 2006. and I get constant txt to come back. oh sorry. Never hopes of May.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Pei Wei
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
I'll pay back the $4k
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Raven, Chang's, the place with the annoying waitress who told me to keep enjoying ten times.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes! I loves to! and I hope to go to CIA come fall. Need that six months kitchen time.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Smart bus ftw.
26. SONG PLAYING RIGHT NOW:
The Squaaks (Ace of Cakes girl band!)
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
A few weeks ago. was so tired and annoyed.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
bland thens, vermacelli, overcooked meats rice with gravy on it.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My pasty skin and attached earlobes.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My thinning hair.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
almost 30 hours.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
In dreams just cause its so bad.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Yes, Can't say i know the words or can hold a note but fucks i sing!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Wierd Al five years ago
36. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
Bob at best buy!
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Cities of the underworld ssn 1
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
I've left the house without pants so there goes Uschi's answer.
39. FAVORITE vacation spot:
Chicago. big city yet felt so hometown like.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Shit. Jay mohr, kathleen madigan, lampanelli, j chris newberg.....
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
No
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Only when i travel do i sleep clothed.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Fudge.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No. But they sure are entertaining when the person randomly calls to negotiate a pricey booty call @ 5am.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Once.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Gingerbread waffles from Fly Trap ftw
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
I do but i don't own a coffee pot.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
i make wicked omelletes.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Yeah, because beardtard does!
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Bob from best buy.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Uh... a 313 number that i didn't answr because he called before and was a scary negro.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
AT&T telling me my windows live message push was being shut off in july.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
4. two to keep my others from falling down the wall.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Red lace panties and a black bra for uschi. jeans, and a red sweater that smells like bbq.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
de-desperation
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
hate jelly. somehow i relate it to after birth.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
No.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes. but it didn't help when i got stuck in the lake last summer.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
I
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
No i get lost still. I need turn by turn.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have flank pain.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yep! it was teh ghey.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
Late fall when its sad.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
this morning when i wiped egg on my face.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
9?
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
It freezes my barf when i come home from the bar.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
never.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
I had many froms without names that died in my pockets but i think it was my cocker spaniel buffy.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
no. i honestly don't get this whole pirate/ninja shit.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
buying a tv and cooking.
78. BIRTHDATE:
Dec 4th
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
someone who goes around on motorized coolers.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Horny santa lap top?
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
no because i got to shit.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Only when i draw cartoons of her.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
out of detroit.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Yes so so so hard not to send stalker letters.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Goran, Lucci, Tank, Maura.....
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
transparent
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
I don't know when UCLA or CIA start.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
:( nope last one was vegas in april.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
no
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
there's stairs yes, for the dog.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
I'd have his babies yes. and hers if her penis were real.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Research, testing, lab work once a week for two years and an occasion knife in the eye.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, maybe.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
my...my earrings aren't here.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
chopping off half my hair.
Yes, I was 12 and she was 2.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Uhm, 2.5yrs. Uschi's testicles and i for six?
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
a USB pole dancer
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yes, semi the reason i can't recieve txt.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
This morning shovel ten inches of snow.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
beer, pr0n, clothes, pot.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Alton Browns City Ham.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
that annoying haircut with the point on the forehead....
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Glory Box - Portishead
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In a room that's blue.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTEND:
The one with the seven prognant hoes.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
AT&T
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Um... Nino Salvaggio isn't in the mall.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
My own micro business and a less desirable phone job.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Yes, the poor mans kegel balls.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
No, i just look up the numbers.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
my father said i couldn't come to his.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Phil. Uschi would just tell me to get to AT&T.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
December 2006. and I get constant txt to come back. oh sorry. Never hopes of May.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Pei Wei
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
I'll pay back the $4k
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Raven, Chang's, the place with the annoying waitress who told me to keep enjoying ten times.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes! I loves to! and I hope to go to CIA come fall. Need that six months kitchen time.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Smart bus ftw.
26. SONG PLAYING RIGHT NOW:
The Squaaks (Ace of Cakes girl band!)
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
A few weeks ago. was so tired and annoyed.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
bland thens, vermacelli, overcooked meats rice with gravy on it.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My pasty skin and attached earlobes.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My thinning hair.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
almost 30 hours.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
In dreams just cause its so bad.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Yes, Can't say i know the words or can hold a note but fucks i sing!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Wierd Al five years ago
36. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
Bob at best buy!
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Cities of the underworld ssn 1
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
I've left the house without pants so there goes Uschi's answer.
39. FAVORITE vacation spot:
Chicago. big city yet felt so hometown like.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Shit. Jay mohr, kathleen madigan, lampanelli, j chris newberg.....
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
No
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Only when i travel do i sleep clothed.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Fudge.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No. But they sure are entertaining when the person randomly calls to negotiate a pricey booty call @ 5am.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Once.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Gingerbread waffles from Fly Trap ftw
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
I do but i don't own a coffee pot.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
i make wicked omelletes.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Yeah, because beardtard does!
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Bob from best buy.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Uh... a 313 number that i didn't answr because he called before and was a scary negro.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
AT&T telling me my windows live message push was being shut off in july.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
4. two to keep my others from falling down the wall.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Red lace panties and a black bra for uschi. jeans, and a red sweater that smells like bbq.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
de-desperation
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
hate jelly. somehow i relate it to after birth.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
No.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes. but it didn't help when i got stuck in the lake last summer.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
I
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
No i get lost still. I need turn by turn.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have flank pain.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yep! it was teh ghey.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
Late fall when its sad.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
this morning when i wiped egg on my face.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
9?
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
It freezes my barf when i come home from the bar.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
never.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
I had many froms without names that died in my pockets but i think it was my cocker spaniel buffy.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
no. i honestly don't get this whole pirate/ninja shit.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
buying a tv and cooking.
78. BIRTHDATE:
Dec 4th
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
someone who goes around on motorized coolers.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Horny santa lap top?
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
no because i got to shit.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Only when i draw cartoons of her.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
out of detroit.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Yes so so so hard not to send stalker letters.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Goran, Lucci, Tank, Maura.....
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
transparent
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
I don't know when UCLA or CIA start.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
:( nope last one was vegas in april.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
no
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
there's stairs yes, for the dog.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
I'd have his babies yes. and hers if her penis were real.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Research, testing, lab work once a week for two years and an occasion knife in the eye.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, maybe.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
my...my earrings aren't here.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
chopping off half my hair.