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[detective_dean]

Hmmm....one thing that really gets to me about this time of year...I never EVER know what to get anyone for Christmas

Comments

[cynic_supreme]

Nothing beats getting green for Christmas if you can't think of anything else.

[rags_to_bitches]

I'd like dat too, but I don't thank we talkin' bout tha same green.

[detective_dean]

Um, I think she means money....but don't you have plenty of money already? Er...what kinda green are you talkin' about?

[rags_to_bitches]

ER umm.....CHRISTMAS TREES! Yeah, I uh...uh gotta big place so I be needin' lots o' christmas trees. Yep....christmas trees.

[detective_dean]

Sounds like a plan to me! ^_^

[detective_dean]

Oh don't worry, definately not soap. Every time someone gets me soap, it makes me think well gee, are they trying to say I need to wash myself more often or something? It always makes me feel kinda awkward...so there's no way I'd put someone else through that!

[explodeyourself]

Since you're not...old enough to buy booze, people love food. Like...brownies. And cookies. And sausage. And cheese. And candy.

People like gift cards, too. But gift cards aren't very, uh, personal, right?

Whatever you do, don't make anything. I don't care what anybody says, unless you're really, really talented, that...probably won't go over really well.

[space_viking]

Ja, you can gets the sausage...likes they sells at the mall. Only sell at Xmastime, tho, off those little cart in the middles of the sideswalk insides.

[lock from Murderface]
Nathan...we should gets this for Murderface. Pile of it. Like...whole cart full. Just that.
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[explodeyourself]

[lock from Murderface]

Oh, my god, you are so right. We could get...all kinds of types of sausages. It would so funny. And we should tell, like, everybody to do the same. The look on Murderface's...face...will be priceless. Yeah, you just can't buy that kind of entertainment.

...Actually, you can, since we'll be buying the sausages, but... Whatever. You know what I meant.

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[detective_dean]

[lock from Murderface]

So like, are you saying I should get Murderface sausages for Christmas? Just a big box full of sausages?

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[rags_to_bitches]

I feel tha gift card can be very personal, long as it ain't ta like wal-mart or some sh...uh stuff. Like if someone liked ta draw or somethin' get em a Hobbly Lobby one. Shows dat ya know em enough ta know what they'd like.